The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

everybody loved him according to his

 

latest initiate in the arcane art

 

of pooping smugly on the captain's

 

pillow while they were having a

 

a romantic moment. Paris approved

 

and met his cousin Nick Locarno

 

for a friendly debate about

 

lookalike characters in "Star Trek," television's

 

Tucker Carlson moderated the debate and

 

suffered everyone asking who he was

 

because television was no longer a

 

medium enjoyed by the majority

 

of screen slaves in the present

 

Q illusion. Picard realized that he

 

was completely madly in love with

 

a reflection of his own rugged

 

barber. He'd spend hours staring

 

into the Guardian of Forever, hoping

 

to catch a glimpse of Uhura's

 

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