The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

of covering Data in large amounts

 

of bipolarized matter-antimatter subspace lubricant

 

which greatly enhanced the pleasure of

 

slowly twisting his blinky brain lights.

 

Riker found this hugely exciting and

 

wanted to learn everything about it

 

but had to go to Vulcan

 

for the yearly interplanetary conference on

 

methods for intimate exchange of biological

 

fluids approved by the revered Admiral

 

Banana Hammock, who was this year's

 

Keynote Speaker and Armpit Noise-Making Champion

 

A war hero and fleet legend

 

to some, blood-thirsty-tyrant to millions of

 

armpit noise-making sentient androids from

 

the planet Taco who were built

 

by an exiled member of the

 

Alliance For the Restoration of the

 

Deranged, Psychopathic, Murderous Ferrets from Andoria so

 

he was a good guy and