The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

[Kaelef]

for the yearly interplanetary conference on

 

[Kor]

methods for intimate exchange of biological

 

[Orac]

fluids approved by the revered Admiral

 

[Disco]

Banana Hammock, who was this year's

 

[Orac]

Keynote Speaker and Armpit Noise-Making Champion

 

[Disco]

A war hero and fleet legend

 

[Orac]

to some, blood-thirsty-tyrant to millions of

 

[Kaelef]

armpit noise-making sentient androids from

 

[Disco]

the planet Taco who were built

 

[The Knappos]

by an exiled member of the

 

[Kor]

Alliance For the Restoration of the

 

[Disposable_Ensign]

Deranged, Psychopathic, Murderous Ferrets from Andoria so

 

[Disco]

he was a good guy and

 

[Orac]

everybody loved him according to his

 

[Kor]

latest initiate in the arcane art

 

[Disco]

of pooping smugly on the captain's

 

[Orac]

pillow while they were having a

 

[Disco]

a romantic moment. Paris approved

 

[Kor]

and met his cousin Nick Locarno

 

[Disco]

for a friendly debate about