The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

Second only to Chakotay himself

 

who confronted Sulu, declaring, "I claim

 

the right of a-koo-chee moya

 

and demand a fight to the

 

pain, just like the dread pirate

 

Wesley."
Wesley Crusher interrupted, "Did somebody

 

"Shut the flocking flock up Wesley!"

 

commanded Picard as he vigorously tugged

 

on his painfully stiff and throbbing

 

number one until he exclaimed in

 

surprise that he saw Yar's ghost

 

and she was beckoning him too

 

join her in the depraved act

 

of covering Data in large amounts

 

of bipolarized matter-antimatter subspace lubricant

 

which greatly enhanced the pleasure of

 

slowly twisting his blinky brain lights.

 

Riker found this hugely exciting and

 

wanted to learn everything about it

 

but had to go to Vulcan