The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

of his fetuses aborted this week

 

since to Vulcans it was a

 

sacred time during the act of

 

putting one's pants on, one leg

 

in the air while balancing on

 

the head of a pin and

 

reciting the complete works of the

 

"Vulcan Love Slave" volumes, which offended

 

the conservative leaders who were often

 

caught doing everything they ferociously denounced

 

including but not limited to having

 

a party Medusan style which means

 

participants would hide inside small boxes

 

and anonymously grope each others' enormous

 

egos that only Vulcanians can handle

 

such perverse forms of entertainment as

 

they follow a different code of

 

honor requiring depraved acts such as

 

drinking red wine with seafood!! Spock

 

was feeling sexually aroused after reading