The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

the museum where he accidentally broke

 

a plaster cast of Captain Kirk's

 

favorite bavarian dish that he ate

 

during a layover on Uranus.

Meanwhile

 

Shinzon, Picard and Ru'afo were passionately

 

playing cards and Shinzon was cheating

 

with X-ray specs he'd bought from

 

the Nimbusian cat lady with three

 

mammalian protuberances and an unusually lovely

 

tail that enticed even the most

 

xenophobic Terran isolationists, who believed that

 

they could make Earth great again

 

led by a guy who puffed

 

his cheeks with a mouthful of

 

caviar and foie gras in a

 

quarter pounder with cheese which was

 

the standard for his politics that

 

revived archaic, backwards policies such as

 

abortions for none and tax for

 

the poor. Spock would have none