Ten Forward Lounge - Miscellaneous General Chat & Welcome Thread

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Locutus of Bored, Jun 19, 2015.

  1. PlainSimpleJoel

    PlainSimpleJoel Fleet Admiral Premium Member

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    Bartender - I would like something ... heck surprise me. Got a busy day planned for tomorrow.
     
  2. Mary Ann

    Mary Ann Knitting is honourable Admiral

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    Why not? J's wearing sequins.
     
  3. HIjol

    HIjol Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Computer, please remote-load Program "Julie Morgan and the Al Viola Trio" doing "Moonlight Becomes You".
    Send to Ten Forward.
     
  4. Mr. Laser Beam

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    *hacks the aforementioned Program so that the song is performed a la Rammstein*
     
  5. HIjol

    HIjol Vice Admiral Admiral

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    *amazed to find that Till Lindemann even sang Standards, and knew enough English to sing this one! Offers Laser Beam an Ale and a suggestion to watch the '69 Cubs crumble under the Miracle Mets in Holodeck 2.*
     
  6. Jedi_Master

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    So --- anyone for Karaoke?
     
  7. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I'll be the first. Here's MLB singing 4' 33" by John Cage.
     
  8. HIjol

    HIjol Vice Admiral Admiral

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    So subtle...so complex and harmonic as to almost not be there at all...
     
  9. Mary Ann

    Mary Ann Knitting is honourable Admiral

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    I'd sing Song Number 9 by the Beatles but I keep forgetting the lyrics.
     
  10. HIjol

    HIjol Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Can you cue up "Metal Machine Music" by Lou Reed for me when macloudt is done, please? I used to sing this to the kids for Nightime, after Story!
     
  11. auntiehill

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    *Puts on blindfold for protection.*
     
  12. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I'd sing it right now, but I prefer songs that resemble music.
     
  13. Mary Ann

    Mary Ann Knitting is honourable Admiral

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    Fusspot.
     
  14. Jedi_Master

    Jedi_Master Admiral Admiral

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    Sorry - I have to work my way through a few Billy Joel songs.

    "It's ninnnnnneeeeee o'clock on a Saturdayyyyy"
     
  15. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    And now for my Calypso version of Taps...
     
  16. T'Bonz

    T'Bonz Romulan Curmudgeon Administrator

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    OMG if you guys are singing, I need a helluva lot more alcohol.
     
  17. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    ^ And if Bonz sings... :eek:

    I'll send my sinuses to Arizona,
    I'll send my liver to Peru,
    I'll send my lungs and my kidneys for the summer to Sydney
    But I'm sending my heart to YOU!


    Next I shall perform a quick medical medley: "Won't you take my heart" (by the Donors) and "My body is rejecting your heart" (by the Recipients).
     
  18. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    You're gonna love this. You'll all be telling your grandkids how glorious this moment was.

    (*Clears throat*)

    It's been a lonnnnng road....
     
  19. Squiggy

    Squiggy FrozenToad Admiral

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  20. RevdKathy

    RevdKathy How scared are you? Moderator

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    *Revd Kathy wanders in, grabs a chair and attempts the Riker manoeuvre, before remembering it's not a good idea for someone less than five feet tall. She ends up in weird, painful contortions, before falling in a small heap. Picks up Bonzie's empty beer bottle and lobs it back. Hearing the singing, she looks around nostalgically for the Cartoon Monster.*

    I definitely need strong drink if I'm going to be in here.