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Tell your best clean Star Trek joke

What do you call a ten year old who can't apply advanced calculus to determine the differential pressure on a well shaped by a quintic function?

Developmentally disabled.
 
I think most of these are clean.

What do you call a Klingon ship traveling the speed of light

Worf Speed,

Why did Rom get surgery to have pointy ears?

He wanted to be a ROMulan

What does Picard call sex with a man

The Picard MANuever,

What did Khan call himself on Ceti Alpa 5

King Khan.


Jason
 
Two time travelers walk into a bar.

One of them orders a drink.
The other yells out: "DON'T DRINK THAT! IT'S POISON!"
The first puts down the drink and runs out of the bar.
The second one picks up the drink and tells the bartender "MAN I used to be stupid."
 
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