TAS Caption Contest #28: Gas Problems

[Rat Boy]

Sorry for the delay, but now that everything's back on track, it's time for another caption contest. First, let's stare blankly at...

For a "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield" joke that doesn't involve the Riddler, our winner is...

ENSIGN BLANCO: Yeah, it's tough growing up mixed race on Cheron.

For tag-teaming, our winners are...

"Wow, it looks just like the one Rand has...except hers is only about twelve inches long and runs on batteries!"

"This must be Uhura's"

For the strangest-looking lawyer since the chicken-man from Futurama, our winner is...

McCoy: What's my divorce attorney doing here?

Our first Photoshop winner gives us a nice crossover with another Filmation production...

Kirk: "I love you Skeletor...I'm just not IN love with you..."

And our last Photoshop winner fills in the blanks...

Damn, I'm a Star Fleet captain, not an artist!

Congratulations to the winners. We're running a little behind, so I'll keep it short and see you in three weeks-ish. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "That's it, I'm reporting the Klingons to the EPA."

Wesley: "You still sore about the Captain Dunsel crack?"

Kirk: "Of course not. We'll get around to evacuating your planet in...three weeks?"

Spock: "Hold on, I think I'm getting the Cubs game."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Great.

BP can't seem to put a cap on nebula gases, either...

WESLEY: Don't speak of this with the rest of your crew, Jim...but...

Do you ever get that..."NOT-so-in-command feeling?"

Down there?

All hail the Hypnotoad.

The Hypnotoad is life.

 

[cooleddie74]

Soft taco and enchilada night on the Enterprise.

A once-and-forever BAD idea.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Tentacle hentai continues well into the 23rd century

(spock saves a shuttle craft using 'the force')
Kirk: I don't believe it!

Spock: That, is why you fail

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "I tried to warn you about taking a shortcut through the Lothario Nebula, but no, you didn't listen to me."

Kirk: "It was either that or the Cassa Nova."

 

[Gary7]

Tentacle hentai continues well into the 23rd century

It makes me nervous that you know what that is!!

 

[LeadHead]

Captain's Log Stardate 3429.4 When I bought this colonge, it said on the bottle that it'd make me more attractive. I didn't think that meant to Nebulae.

Kirk: So, in conclusion there's not a single person in Starfleet Command who knows anything about being in charge. Why are you calling Joe?

Joe: I just got promoted to Admiral.

Kirk: Whoops.

Spock: I am recieveing a telepathic transmission from the aliens. They say they love us This much.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Shatner (OS): "Okay, that's Nichelle. Now imagine Zoe Saldana is standing in front of you."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Meh. Better than a giant hand.

KIRK: Tell you what, come back in a gold shirt and then I might start listening to what you say.

SPOCK: Next I will use my touch telepathy to tell each crew woman apart. Ladies?

 

[Isis]

Kirk (from the bridge): "Now would someone remind me how Jack Shepherd got rid of this thing?"

Announcer (OS): "Old Spice deodorant: Don't be embarrassed by sweaty pits next time you need to keep aliens at bay."

 

[Tribble]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster blesses the Enterprise!

 

[Tribble]

Spock casts "Summon gas cloud."

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Kirk: Damn, is it that Icelandic volcano again?

 

[Rat Boy]

Enterprise: "I need an adult!"

Kirk: "Bob, I can see your shoulder in the other screen; get out from under the table."

Spock: "Can I get an amen?"

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

After TAS, the cartoon Enterprise found work hard to come by and had to resort to guest appearances on "Hot Alien love"...

Wesley: No Jim, the M6 is perfectly safe - they've fixed all the problems.
Kirk: That's why you're telling me in person?

After watching "Hot Alien Love", Spock felt the need for a barrier between himself and the universe...

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"Alright, Bones. Your "Bourbon and Beans" replicator trick is hereby banned".

Kirk: "So how are things on Man-titties?"

(beat)

Wesley: "It's Mantilles, Kirk".

"I believe the new swivel chair is safe, captain. Although...maybe I'd better keep testing it...just to be on the safe side..."

 

[Vonstadt]

Okay here are my entries :

Kirk : *sigh* "Not Him again..."

Leela : "Melvar! No means NO!"

Kirk : "Yes there is no denying that velour is comfortable...wait. Just who the heck are you again?"





Spock : *mind melds* "MmmmOh yeah....THE WOMEN!"



Vons

 

[Rat Boy]

Melllvar: "I'm here to complain about the new Star Trek movie."

Nimoy: "Crap."

Melllvar: "And the new episodes of Futurama!"

Fry: "Double crap."

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Do you have any pants on?"

Wesley: "No. Do you?"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Spock; "Ooof, 'bout time they installed these fucking things".