TAS Caption Contest #27: Cultural

[Tribble]

Damn, I'm a Star Fleet captain, not an artist!

 

[Mistral]

Damn, I'm a Star Fleet captain, not an artist!

Kirk contemplated genitalia but decided to pass. He just didn't want the competition...

 

[SPOCKED]

Kirk: Remember the time I blinged that Gorn..?

Bones: Well this one is still at least an hour away, Jim.

Kirk: There's an Orange Julius next to the bamboo shop.. you want anything?

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Thanks, Ensign Casper. You're mighty friendly.

 

[Rat Boy]

Damn, I'm a Star Fleet captain, not an artist!

Kirk contemplated genitalia but decided to pass. He just didn't want the competition...

Therefore, he decided to call it "Crewman GaGa."

 

[SPOCKED]

KIRK: Scotty, you didn't finish beaming up the new engineer all the way, did you?

Scotty (on intercom): Aye sir. I had a wee bit of trouble with the fugginarsehool button.

Kirk: How long until its fixed?

Intercom: ::engine room snickering::

Scotty: Where's it goin'??? Why, it's goin' in my liquor cabinet, laddie!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: Ya know, laddie, ah've been thinkin' — yah really outta think about getting a great big tattoo on your face.

 

[Isis]

When it hit Kirk how badly his evil half behaved in "The Enemy Within," he was beside himself.

 

[Isis]

Takei (OS): "Sorry, Mr. Roddenberry. When I said 'white shadow,' I meant makeup."

 

[Isis]

Kirk always felt bad about the redshirts, but never as bad as he did with the latest one. The planet's inhabitants promised the away mission would be quick and routine, but the poor guy returned a shadow of his former self.

 

[Nerys Myk]

ENSIGN BLANCO: Yeah, it's tough growing up mixed race on Cheron.

 

[Isis]

ENSIGN BLANCO: Yeah, it's tough growing up mixed race on Cheron.

 

[Isis]

Scotty: "I've heard of the carpet not matching the drapes, but this is ridiculous."

 

[Tribble]

WHITEWASHING. Still exists in the 23rd century.

Ensign: My tag says dry-clean only, but they wouldn't listen!

Kirk: That explains why my boxers came back all pink.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kukulkan: "TrekCore is having issues. The contest won't be updated until at least tomorrow."

Kirk: "Ah hell. Another day of having you stare at us? Shoot me now."

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Kirk: You white people are always bringing us down!!

McCoy: That's not very damn funny

 

[Jonas Grumby]

"Wow, it looks just like the one Rand has...except hers is only about twelve inches long and runs on batteries!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Wow, it looks just like the one Rand has...except hers is only about twelve inches long and runs on batteries!"

"This must be Uhura's"

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Ensign Downer, when I told you to lighten up, this wasn't quite what I meant."