TAS Caption Contest #22: Other Folks

[Rat Boy]

Quick looking at me like that, because it's time for another caption contest. Follow the white rabbit because he'll lead us to...

For showing that Vulcans aren't above a little eavesdropping, our winner is...

KIRK: Talking about you, not to you!

For showing that everyone's a dance critic, our winner is...

RABBIT: "Okay you three stop it, especially you with the blue shirt. Nobody dances "The Robot" anymore.

For proving that one shouldn't mix their laundry loads (or hire a director who's color blind), our Photoshop winner is...

Spock: It appears that our animators aren't paying attention again gentlemen.

Good work all around. To give this contest a shot in the arm, I'll be upping the load to three pictures this week. First up, we have the crew of the S.S. Huron (or is it U.S.S. Huron?) debating whether or not it's pronounced "O-rye-on" or "O-ree-on." Second, we have the second stupidest Romulan commander behind the one that fell for the old corbomite trick. And lastly, we have Bem's three parts debating which way to run like hell. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Blonde: "I just got a transfer to the Enterprise!"

Captain: "Be sure to invite us to the funeral."

Romulan: "Red warp nacelles? Damn you, Abrams!"

Bem: "Anyone notice that we all sound like that Scottish engineer?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Blonde: "They're not responding to our hails!"

Captain: "Try putting the receiver in your ear, moron."

Subcommander (off screen): "Uh, sir, I think that's an inflatable decoy."

Commander: "What fool uses a balloon as a decoy? Shoot the damn thing already!"

Lizard Chief: "On second thought, we should let him go. My stomach doesn't like it when I eat annoying food."

 

[Nerys Myk]

JAMES LIPTON: Hello and welcome to Inside the Actor's Studio Tonight guests are the cast of Star Trek

EX TERM I NATE

ROMULAN: Wha..?

 

[Rat Boy]

Captain: "Kirk cheats on the Kobayashi Maru and gets the Enterprise. I cheat on the Kobayashi Maru and I get the S.S. Buttcrack."

 

[Nerys Myk]

REDSKIRT: No Captain's chair till tuesday, eh?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Captain: I think this beard makes me look more nautical.
Blonde redskirt: Um, just makes you look like an ass. Sir.

Commander: HD, my green-tinted ass! The ship still looks fake. Get Best Buy on subspace, I want to complain to the manager.

Lizard Chief: Death by Snu-Snu!
BEM: Yipes!

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Woman: "*psst* Should I say something to him?"
Man: "I'm just going to keep looking into this viewer until he goes away."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Redskirt (speaking to director): "Could you ask Mario to stop reminding me that he used to play Hercules in Italian movies? I already know he used to play Hercules in Italian movies. I am not impressed."

Romulan Commander: "Aha! A Federation starship!" (twists around in seat trying to look behind him) "Helm, Navigator, can you guys see this? Oh, alright, let me describe it for you. And, incidentally, who the hell designed this bridge!"

The dangers of Wrigley's Pleasure Planet:

"Cripes, the more I try to not think of giant, armed lizards, the more I do!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: I've really got to speak to Geordi about the graphics quality of this holodeck program.

 

[Tan Ru]

Top Left Lizard: "What-the-hell?! You guys get spears and I get Fred Flintstone's wife-beating hammer?!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Top Left Lizard: "Bonk Bonk! On the head!"
BEM: "Oh man, not this shit again!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Blonde Lieutenant: Sir, it appears that the Enterprise will be late.
Captain: Whelp, might as well have a threesome to pass the time.
Goldshirt: Any excuse to have a threesome. Can I at least be the "second man" this time?
Captain: Nope. Get the wig.

 

[Isis]

Bem: "Are those your tails or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[Isis]

Captain: "I know Starfleet's cutting back, but did they have to take my chair?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Blonde Lieutenant: Sir, incoming critique from the Trekbbs.
Captain: Fire everything!!

 

[Isis]

Romulan commander: "OK, I've finally rented 'The Wrath of Khan,' but I don't see what all the fuss is all about."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Captain: "Your late Miss Burrows"
Woman: "Sorry sir had to shower"
Man: (Thinking)"God, I hope he doesn't find out about her and I"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Romulan commander: Command should've just sent a simple mining vessel to take care of the Enterprise.

 

[Captain Crow]

Romulan Commander: Damn! A Confederation Starship! We must have strayed into the Southern part of the galaxy. Helmsman, quickly set a course for the Northern part and get us the hell out of here before it sees us!

Romulan Communication Officer: Sir, we are being hailed by an Admiral Uncle Jesse.

Romulan Commander: Oh shit, too late.