TAS Caption Contest #21: Do You Mind?

[Rat Boy]

You can put your drinks down, because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's flee in terror from...

For taking yet another jab at a certain other spin-off show, our winner is...

Kukulkan: I'm a seeking the tribal stereotype on your ship!
Walking Bear: Sorry, that'd be a ship called Voyager not us.

For making us all go to Instant Rimshot, our winner is...

Kirk (to Spock): "No wine for you, mister. Last time, all you did was complain about the bitter dregs."

And our Photoshop winner...

Mr.Sulu: HaHa...I have the remote...and we're watching this.

Congrats, winners! First up in this contest, Kirk gets a little tired of Spock interrupting him whenever he and McCoy talk about him behind his back. Second, we have a picture that'll guarantee to get Jefferson Airplane stuck in your head. Have fun:

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "No, I don't know what the hell 'Blue Alert' means, either. Leave me alone."

Uhura: "That would explain the duck from a few minutes ago."

 

[Mysterion]

DeForrest Kelly: Oh, great, a giant rabbit. Johhny Depp will be along any minute now to totally overshadow our performances. C'mon, guys, lets just go get a drink.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Another win! Thanks, Rat Boy!

McCoy: Last time I was here, the damned rabbit was a guy in a poorly fitting bunny suit. Now it's a damned cartoon. Not even our animated adventures can stick to canon!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Yes I'm not wearing shoes. Those damn boots hurt like hell and I don't care how bad my feet smell."

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCoy: Looks like he's puzzled by the Impressionistic backgrounds too.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Oh, don't I know it, Bones! We could have had a sweet time with some of those androids we've encountered...if somebody around here wasn't such a stickler for regulations!"

McCoy: "Forget the rabbit, Uhura. Let's go over here behind these trees!"
Sulu: "Forget Uhura, Doc. Let's go over here behind these trees!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Talking about you, not to you!

 

[Redfern]

White Rabbit (panicking): "Can't stay here; 'furries' will rape me! Can't stay here; 'furries' will rape me!"

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[Maurice]

BILL: Leonard, how come they do so much OTS* on you on this show?
LEONARD: The better to avoid lip sync, Bill.

*OTS=Over The Shoulder
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UHURA: All this and rabbit stew?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

McCoy: "I'm a doctor, and that's a kidney stone passing if I ever saw one."

 

[Maurice]

UHURA: What is it?!
BONES: Looks like Pinkeye.

 

[Mistral]

Kirk(whispering): "...and I hear when he was twelve he-"

Spock: "Hello! I'm right here! Vulcan hearing, remember?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Again with the rabbit?
Uhura: Let's eat it! We've been stuck in these woods for hours and I'm starving.

 

[T'Girl]

RABBIT: "Okay you three stop it, especially you with the blue shirt. Nobody dances "The Robot" anymore.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: I can still hear you, gentlemen. And to answer the doctor's question: Yes once you go black you never come back.

 

[Isis]

McCoy: "Kirk has to lay down the law with Ensign Fudd. This is the third time this month he's let one of his pets get loose."

 

[Admiral Shran]

DeForrest Kelly: Oh, great, a giant rabbit. Johhny Depp will be along any minute now to totally overshadow our performances. C'mon, guys, lets just go get a drink.

George Takei: Don't worry De. You can tell that Tim Burton's not directing this show, there are colors here other than grey.

 

[Rat Boy]

DeForrest Kelly: Oh, great, a giant rabbit. Johhny Depp will be along any minute now to totally overshadow our performances. C'mon, guys, lets just go get a drink.

George Takei: Don't worry De. You can tell that Tim Burton's not directing this show, there are colors here other than grey.

Nichelle Nichols: "Wrong, there was supposed to be gray until Sutherland got through with it."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: I have the oddest sense of Deja Vu.
Spock: Yes, captain. Since our transplant into this "animated" realm, it seems that we are constantly speaking to each other from one specific angle on the bridge.
McCoy: Over and over again! Damnit, Jim, we've got to go "live action" again.