The Inner Light - Picard has a daydream while being on the job.
Summarize An Episode Badly
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Cause and Effect: Groundhog Day ... In Space!!! Worf isn't good at cards.
Future Imperfect: Lonely kid just wants Riker to be his dad.
Lessons: Picard decides that learning an instrument is a good way to pick up girls.
The Quality of Life: Data leads a robot uprising. Geordi grows a beard.
Future Imperfect: Lonely kid just wants Riker to be his dad.
Lessons: Picard decides that learning an instrument is a good way to pick up girls.
The Quality of Life: Data leads a robot uprising. Geordi grows a beard.
Starship Mine: Bad guys take over Nakatomi Plazathe Enterprise and ruin John McClane's Picard's Christmashorseback riding. Data talks about the weather.
Schisms: Riker gets abducted by aliens and gets probed.
Face of the Enemy: Troi gets some bad plastic surgery.
Second Chances: Troi dates Rikers more interesting brother. Worf is bad at cards.
Schisms: Riker gets abducted by aliens and gets probed.
Face of the Enemy: Troi gets some bad plastic surgery.
Second Chances: Troi dates Rikers more interesting brother. Worf is bad at cards.
"Sub Rosa"
Beverly goes to blah blah blah, something involving a ghost, blah blah blah, ends thank God.
Beverly goes to blah blah blah, something involving a ghost, blah blah blah, ends thank God.
"Encounter at Farpoint"
Douchebag who thinks he can pass judgment on an entire species pesters a new Enterprise as it unknowingly will save two giant space jellyfish.
Douchebag who thinks he can pass judgment on an entire species pesters a new Enterprise as it unknowingly will save two giant space jellyfish.
The Game: We're too cheap to make a great prop for this -- let's cannibalize some Waterpiks!
The Price: It's what you pay for witnessing the most outrageous exercise spandex get-ups ever fashioned for a Star Trek episode, accompanied with subtle sexual cues like "I feel completely out of control. Happy. Terrified. But there's nothing rational about this," as they sway to and fro, foot-against-foot, hand-clenching-hand. But it was the only thing entertaining in this whole episode.
I, Borg: I Bored. Because it was all so predictable.
Peak Performance: Let's watch some game with fingers fluttering frantically... completely out of sync with what they're supposed to be controlling. More like Peak Annoyance.
Rascals: Let's be kids for a day! Yea!
Starship Mine: The show that proves Picard is going deaf. Snuck up on TWICE!
Second Chances: Here, Frakes is given a second chance to do something interesting with his character. And he kind of does.
Captain's Holiday: Let's stir things up and send an older man who just wants to read books to basically the hedonism planet of the galaxy, and see what happens!
The Dauphin: I was really hoping she'd morph into a monster Dolphin who holds Worf hostage for some fresh fish.
Silicon Avatar: An intelligent crystal lattice with a vendetta against humans? OK, now we've seen everything.
Cost of Living: But there's no money in the 23rd century!
The Perfect Mate: Poor Picard. Reads books on Risa, and just can't let himself go with the hot metamoph. What's he going to do next, have a private flute duet with a female crew member and never go beyond a kiss?
The Price: It's what you pay for witnessing the most outrageous exercise spandex get-ups ever fashioned for a Star Trek episode, accompanied with subtle sexual cues like "I feel completely out of control. Happy. Terrified. But there's nothing rational about this," as they sway to and fro, foot-against-foot, hand-clenching-hand. But it was the only thing entertaining in this whole episode.
I, Borg: I Bored. Because it was all so predictable.
Peak Performance: Let's watch some game with fingers fluttering frantically... completely out of sync with what they're supposed to be controlling. More like Peak Annoyance.
Rascals: Let's be kids for a day! Yea!
Starship Mine: The show that proves Picard is going deaf. Snuck up on TWICE!
Second Chances: Here, Frakes is given a second chance to do something interesting with his character. And he kind of does.
Captain's Holiday: Let's stir things up and send an older man who just wants to read books to basically the hedonism planet of the galaxy, and see what happens!
The Dauphin: I was really hoping she'd morph into a monster Dolphin who holds Worf hostage for some fresh fish.
Silicon Avatar: An intelligent crystal lattice with a vendetta against humans? OK, now we've seen everything.
Cost of Living: But there's no money in the 23rd century!
The Perfect Mate: Poor Picard. Reads books on Risa, and just can't let himself go with the hot metamoph. What's he going to do next, have a private flute duet with a female crew member and never go beyond a kiss?
Man of the People: T&A*
*Troi & Alkar
*Troi & Alkar
Timescape Picard draws smileys in the cloud of a warp core breach when he really should be saving the Enterprise. Someone should tell him to trim his fingernails, too. Also features some aliens too dumb to distinguish a natural black hole from a Romulan engine chamber.
Parallels Worf gets increasingly nitpicky and obsessed over some details.
Parallels Worf gets increasingly nitpicky and obsessed over some details.
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Qpid - Episode with a script from a writer who has watched Robin Hood - Men in Tights way too many times.
Parallels - All the leftover scripts rolled into one mess.
Parallels - All the leftover scripts rolled into one mess.
"Booby Trap"
The Enterprise squares off against an un-maned "Battlestar Galactica" prop.
The Enterprise squares off against an un-maned "Battlestar Galactica" prop.
Hide and Q.
Riker deliberately doesn't do the slightest f***ing thing to help a little girl, and leaves her dead on purpose. Picard commends him for this and nobody is even in the slightest bit horrified. Well, the girl's parents probably are, but nobody even asks what their daughter's name is, sorry, was.
Riker deliberately doesn't do the slightest f***ing thing to help a little girl, and leaves her dead on purpose. Picard commends him for this and nobody is even in the slightest bit horrified. Well, the girl's parents probably are, but nobody even asks what their daughter's name is, sorry, was.
A fistful of Datas
The crew of the Enterprise have nothing to do but wait for a few days, so they create dangerous situations for themselves.
The crew of the Enterprise have nothing to do but wait for a few days, so they create dangerous situations for themselves.
