By having Thanos sit on his ass (seriously do something goddamn it) and info dump on the Infinity stones 3 frickin times.
He *did* do something. He got up and "did it himself" by getting an Infinity Gauntlet... a second one (i.e. NOT the one in Odin's treasure vault) and saying he's going to do it himself. Unfortunately on his way to do it himself he got distracted by something interesting on TV and had to stop and watch it while a few more movies happened. Poor Thanos, wants all of the power in the universe but hasn't managed to get a DVR yet.
Well at lest he isn't like Thor who needs his dad to tell him about the infinity stones, and then needs a vision to remind him about it. Hell shouldn't he already know what the damned things are seeing as Sif already does and I would think frickin prince of Asguard trumpets her in hearing about shit.
To be fair, it's been made pretty clear in the JL trailer that Aquaman doesn't really care (yet) about what's going on outside his own corner of the world. And Cyborg probably isn't even active yet.
End times.Really it comes to something when there's an argument for Jai Courtney being the best thing in a film.
I think someone got Thanos Netflix and now he's binge watching eveything before he begins his evil plan.He *did* do something. He got up and "did it himself" by getting an Infinity Gauntlet... a second one (i.e. NOT the one in Odin's treasure vault) and saying he's going to do it himself. Unfortunately on his way to do it himself he got distracted by something interesting on TV and had to stop and watch it while a few more movies happened. Poor Thanos, wants all of the power in the universe but hasn't managed to get a DVR yet.
I think someone got Thanos Netflix and now he's binge watching eveything before he begins his evil plan.
There are few things that make me laugh harder than impotent nerd rage and unmitigated fanboy entitlement. With that in mind, I really enjoyed the manifesto written by Redditor BlackPanther2016 who was furious enough over the dearth of Joker screen time in “Suicide Squad” to enlist his brother “(who is a lawyer)” to sue Warner Bros. for releasing a misleading movie trailer. Hopefully, his brother is a better at constructing an argument than he is, because he starts off with a convoluted fast food metaphor:
My brother (who is a lawyer) and I are going to sue WB and DC for false advertising, misleading visual images and gaining a profit from us and millions others due to these acts. Our case has been accepted. We begin 11.08.16 (self.movies)
submitted 1 day ago * by BlackPanther2016
Movie Trailers are like food menus, they give you a preview of what your gonna get. If you look at a McDonald’s menu and you choose to get your favourite burger, presented/showcased in a nice picture with pickles, chicken, mild cheese(you’re favourite, in-fact…that’s the only reason you’re getting this burger…because you love mild cheese). So you use your hard worked money to pay for this burger, you get the burger, but only to find out that…this isn’t the burger you ordered. Yes it has pickles and chicken…but…it doesn’t have mild cheese…it has regular cheese.
Suicide Squad trailers showcased several SPECIFIC Joker scenes that I had to pay for the whole movie just so that I can go watch those SPECIFIC SCENES that WB/DC had advertised in their trailers and TV spots. These scenes are: When Joker banged his head on his car window, when Joker says, ”let me show you my toys”, when Joker punchs the roof of his car, when Joker drops a bomb with his face all messed up and says, ”BYE BYE!”. Non of these scenes were in the movie. I drove 300 miles to London to go watch these specific scenes they had explicitly advertised in their TV ads…and they didn’t show them to me. Adding to this, they were also 2 specific Katana scenes they advertised that were also the reason I wanted to go watch the movie. These scenes were: Katana’s eyes going black, and a slow motion shot of her and her sword taking souls…in a smokey kind of style. These scenes were advertised several times in the 1st trailer and many TV ads…but they didn’t show it to me in the movie. I wasted alot of money paying and travelling to go watch this movie because of these specific scenes they had advertised to me and all of us saying, ”hey, check out our preview! this will all be in our movie, come watch it on the 5th!!”. All lies. I told the theatre about this unjust act and said I didn’t get what I came here to see…can I have my money back. They laughed at me and kicked me out. So I’m now taking this to court. I want my refund, the trauma of being embarrassed as I was being kicked out and people laughing at me for wanting my refund, and also the 160 pounds of fuel money I used to drive to London from Scotland.
Don't forget to have your mom apply the aloe.Ha ha ha. What a zinger. I'd better go find some aloe, because that burn is so painful and makes a lot of sense as well.
Though my opinion on Jared Leto's Joker is skewered by my dislike of his appearance (the tattoos and metal teeth).
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