Star Wars jokes

Discussion in 'Star Wars' started by Kahlesh, Feb 10, 2021.

  1. Kahlesh

    Kahlesh Captain Captain

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    Anyone know any good ones? I'll start with a couple.

    How do you make a princess Leia??

    Put Han in a Speedo.

    I once had Wookie Steak - it was a bit Chewie.

    Why can't Jedi send photos in a Email? Because attachment is forbidden.
     
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  2. Markonian

    Markonian Commodore Commodore

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    This is both nerdy and funny.

    At work, I sometimes get to say that "Artoo is my favorite Dalek," but that's only as situational joke.

    I found this online:
    What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm.
     
  3. Kahlesh

    Kahlesh Captain Captain

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    What do you call a Sith Lord that likes to buy stuff??

    A Shopping Maul
     
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  4. The Wormhole

    The Wormhole Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Can't score a date?
    Then you're looking for love in Alderaan places.

    How does a Mandalorian give directions?
    Points and says "this is the way."
     
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  5. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Reminds me of this:

     
  6. Amos

    Amos Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    Q: How does Luke Skywalker get to Mos Eisley?
    A: Ewoks
     
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  7. maneth

    maneth Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Q: What was Lando's nickname before he became a skilled pilot?
    A: Crashdo
     
  8. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    [*Looks at thread*]

    I came in this thing?

    I'm braver than I thought.
     
  9. David cgc

    David cgc Admiral Premium Member

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    VADER: Luke, I know what you are getting for Christmas.

    LUKE: No, that's impossible! How could you?

    VADER: I have felt your presents.
     
  10. Locutus of Bored

    Locutus of Bored This is the Way Moderator

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    Everything at the Maul is half-off.

    Q: How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?
    A: They always single file, to hide their numbers.

    Q: Why were the Star Wars movies made out of order?
    A: Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

    Q: What was Grand Moff Tarkin's favorite brand of toilet paper?
    A: Charmin, to the last.

    Q: Where did Luke get his bionic hand?
    A: At the second hand store.

    Luke Skywalker: "I am a Communist, like my father before me."
    Emperor: "So-vi-et, Jedi"

    Q: Why didn't Darth Plagueis ever catch a cold?
    A: He's a Muun.
     
  11. marillion

    marillion Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Ok... THIS one!! :guffaw::guffaw::guffaw: