Anyone know any good ones? I'll start with a couple. How do you make a princess Leia?? Put Han in a Speedo. I once had Wookie Steak - it was a bit Chewie. Why can't Jedi send photos in a Email? Because attachment is forbidden.
This is both nerdy and funny. At work, I sometimes get to say that "Artoo is my favorite Dalek," but that's only as situational joke. I found this online: What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm.
Can't score a date? Then you're looking for love in Alderaan places. How does a Mandalorian give directions? Points and says "this is the way."
VADER: Luke, I know what you are getting for Christmas. LUKE: No, that's impossible! How could you? VADER: I have felt your presents.
Everything at the Maul is half-off. Q: How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes? A: They always single file, to hide their numbers. Q: Why were the Star Wars movies made out of order? A: Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was. Q: What was Grand Moff Tarkin's favorite brand of toilet paper? A: Charmin, to the last. Q: Where did Luke get his bionic hand? A: At the second hand store. Luke Skywalker: "I am a Communist, like my father before me." Emperor: "So-vi-et, Jedi" Q: Why didn't Darth Plagueis ever catch a cold? A: He's a Muun.