Star Wars jokes

[ED-209]

Anyone know any good ones? I'll start with a couple.

How do you make a princess Leia??

Put Han in a Speedo.

I once had Wookie Steak - it was a bit Chewie.

Why can't Jedi send photos in a Email? Because attachment is forbidden.

 

[Markonian]

Why can't Jedi send photos in a Email? Because attachment is forbidden.

This is both nerdy and funny.

At work, I sometimes get to say that "Artoo is my favorite Dalek," but that's only as situational joke.

I found this online:
What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm.

 

[ED-209]

What do you call a Sith Lord that likes to buy stuff??

A Shopping Maul

 

[The Wormhole]

Can't score a date?
Then you're looking for love in Alderaan places.

How does a Mandalorian give directions?
Points and says "this is the way."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Then you're looking for love in Alderaan places.

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[Amos]

Q: How does Luke Skywalker get to Mos Eisley?
A: Ewoks

 

[maneth]

Q: What was Lando's nickname before he became a skilled pilot?
A: Crashdo

 

[cooleddie74]

[*Looks at thread*]

I came in this thing?

I'm braver than I thought.

 

[David cgc]

VADER: Luke, I know what you are getting for Christmas.

LUKE: No, that's impossible! How could you?

VADER: I have felt your presents.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

What do you call a Sith Lord that likes to buy stuff??

A Shopping Maul

Everything at the Maul is half-off.

Q: How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?
A: They always single file, to hide their numbers.

Q: Why were the Star Wars movies made out of order?
A: Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Q: What was Grand Moff Tarkin's favorite brand of toilet paper?
A: Charmin, to the last.

Q: Where did Luke get his bionic hand?
A: At the second hand store.

Luke Skywalker: "I am a Communist, like my father before me."
Emperor: "So-vi-et, Jedi"

Q: Why didn't Darth Plagueis ever catch a cold?
A: He's a Muun.

 

[marillion]

Q: Where did Luke get his bionic hand?
A: At the second hand store.

Ok... THIS one!!

 

[Turtletrekker]

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[publiusr]

My other ship is the centurion pigeon

Now to deep fake Chewie in the Gimlin/Patterson film

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Q: Why is it so difficult for AT-ATs to travel in a straight line?
A: Because the General veers.

 

[Oddish]

If Cinder Ella married Darth Vader, would she be Ella Vader?