Star Trek XII : Heresy

[Mikkid82]

The borg go back in time to the 2005 to research the best way to assimilate earth in the future. they realise the only way to walk among humans unoticed is to take the form of a big mac. the borg then begin an invation of the federation not with cubes and spheres but giant bigmac and mcnuggets cartons. the federation falls because no one can bring themselves to attack bigmacs. In a few hours the borg queen dressed as Ronald Macdonald declares victory over the federation safe in the knowledge that Burger King are no longer a threat to next quarters profit forecast.

 

[Woulfe]

Name the film.....

STAR TREK : PINEAPPLE

and NEVER, EVER change it no matter how many fans moan & complain about the title being "silly & non-logical"

- W -
* Might as well go all the way if your gonna make heads explode, eh ? *

 

[What's his face]

Kirk and Spock program a holoprogram featuring a 19th century Irish village. Kirk falls in love with one of the villagers and risks the ship to save them.

The ship is saved after they go back in time to the time of the ENT episode, "Regeneration", steal some Borg nanoprobes, killing Trip in the process. They return to the 23rd Century and use the nanoprobes to reset the timeline, so the whole movie didn't happen in the first place (ie reset button).

I can haz academy award now?

 

[Withers]

The Prime Directive is Abolished.

The Federation now a more military force , finds itself in an esculating cold war with the now more agressive Romulan Empire and the more territorial Klingon Empire.

They decide to Abolish the Prime Directive in relation to grabbing more territory for the Federation . Gone are the days when they observe and determine if a society is ready.

Now if possible they will 'invite' mostly stable Planets to join the Federation. To add more numbers and resources. If the planet is politically unstable they will aid whoever seems reasonable to make it stable. And if they are basically living in caves they will mine the planet if needy resources under the newly formed Federation resource emergency act.

The Federation Picard knew, Janeway believed in is gone.

Welcome to the United Alliance of Federation Systems.

This isn't a horrible idea for something. If they made a movie about that there'd be... I don't even want to think about the fan reaction. It'd make the Seattle Riots look like recess at a Kindergarten (keeping in perspective that ST fans would limit all their rioting to online forums). Still, I dunno, like an alternate reality type deal? Something, I don't know what, but there's something there.

-Withers-​

 

[JBElliott]

Spock and Kirk as gay lovers. McCoy as bi to make it a love triangle.

 

[CaptainStoner]

Change the name of the ship.

Ohhh, I feel some bad heebie jeebies just typing that....

 

[Captain Rob]

I've got it!
The transporter works perfectly for the entire movie.
During battle, nothing on the bridge shorts out or explodes.

Oh nevermind. It will never happen.

 

[Rusty0918]

Have Michael Bay direct the sequel (I could actually see this happening).

 

[Peter the Younger]

I'd feature a shot of a TOS style Miranda class, flying in tandem next to the Enterprise, but have it scaled up so the saucer is roughly the same diameter.

 

[Captain Rob]

Scale? We don't have no scale! We dont' need no stinking scale!
Long live the humungous Abramsprise!

 

[Nero's Shadow]

3D LENS FLARES !!!! LOL

 

[startrekrcks]

wow those would blind people's eyes LOL

 

[PlainSimpleJoel]

The whole cast wear Sombreroes through all of the film. Plus several people here get little cameo roles.

 

[Dusty Ayres]

1)Starfighters and the carriers to house them in
2)Holographic tricorders (ala Star Trek Online)
3)The holodeck
4)Starfleet Marines/MACO's
5)Body armor for said Marines/MACO's-something similar to the Iron Man amour
6)The same uniform for men & women (no more stupid skirts)
7)Uhura as head of security
8)An Engineering set similar to the one seen in TNG
9)Nurse Chapel, as played by Dakota Fanning