Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:Don't tell anyone back at Starfleet Command...

but Admiral Archer's beagle?

Keenser here ATE his wee arse when we ran out of meat-flavored protein nibs.

 

[cooleddie74]

The last thing Uhura remembered before slamming her head and blacking out was:


What's "Fresh Mop & Glo" ?!

 

[scottydog]

Scotty: "His people's butts are on their faces. Don't be an ass-ist."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Keenser (singing): "C" is for cookie, that's good enough for me......

 

[Garm Bel Iblis]

Keenser (Judge Doom): "When I killed your brother, I. TALKED. JUST. LIKE. THIS."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: We gave you the glasses for a reason. Nae staring at imploding planets with out them.

 

[scottydog]

 

[M'Sharak]

Scotty: You're here for the dental X-ray? Great, my assistant here will get you prepped. Oh, ehm...
don't make any remarks about his breath, if you would -- he's a wee bit sensitive about it.

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY: What did I bloody get for Christmas?!

YE'RE LOOKIN' AT HIM, LADS.

Bastard smells funny, sheds, leaves wee droppin's everywhere...

And won't stop watchin' me bloody PEE!!

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA: CLEAR THE HALLWAY!!!

COMIN' THROUGH!!!

Has Santa beamed off the ship yet?! I need to give him my wish list!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

UHURA: They double the size of the ship and still no bloody bathrooms!

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:He wears those wee goggles because the moronic little bastard likes starin' into the Delta Vegan sun...WHEN it's even visible in these forsaken parts.

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA: MARCO!!

SPOCK(hidden, muffled): POLO...

 

[Aragorn]

SCOTTY: Why do you find it so difficult to believe that this man next to me is Riddick?

 

[M'Sharak]

Scotty: Are you from the future?
Kirk (off-camera, nodding at Spock): He is. I'm not
Scotty: Well, that's brilliant! Do they still hav-
Keenser: NO! Tell him: "NO haggis in future!" It take days to air place out last time.

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY: ...and the bloody STRANGEST thing about him is that he started out as a wee lil Chia Pet!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Beyonce songs finally reached a multimillion-dollar production pinnacle with 2011's "Space Booty" video.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "What the hell's a 'banjax'?"

Scotty: "He named his penis."

 

[cooleddie74]

KEENSER:Who are THEY?!

SCOTTY:Judgin' from the wee looks of 'em?

I'd say the President of the nearest chapter of the Bobby Goldsboro Fan Club...and a singer for an unsuccessful N'Sync cover band.

 

[cooleddie74]

Redshirts come A-RUNNIN' for the meaty, un-resequenced taste of Booty Chow(tm)!!