Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Shatmandu, Dec 19, 2009.

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  1. cooleddie74

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    SCOTTY:Don't tell anyone back at Starfleet Command...

    but Admiral Archer's beagle?

    Keenser here ATE his wee arse when we ran out of meat-flavored protein nibs.
     
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    The last thing Uhura remembered before slamming her head and blacking out was:


    What's "Fresh Mop & Glo" ?!
     
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    Keenser (singing): "C" is for cookie, that's good enough for me......
     
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  8. M'Sharak

    M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Moderator

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    Scotty: You're here for the dental X-ray? Great, my assistant here will get you prepped. Oh, ehm...
    don't make any remarks about his breath, if you would -- he's a wee bit sensitive about it.
     
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  9. cooleddie74

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    SCOTTY: What did I bloody get for Christmas?!

    YE'RE LOOKIN' AT HIM, LADS.

    Bastard smells funny, sheds, leaves wee droppin's everywhere...

    And won't stop watchin' me bloody PEE!!
     
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    UHURA: CLEAR THE HALLWAY!!!

    COMIN' THROUGH!!!

    Has Santa beamed off the ship yet?! I need to give him my wish list!!!
     
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    UHURA: They double the size of the ship and still no bloody bathrooms!
     
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  12. cooleddie74

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    SCOTTY:He wears those wee goggles because the moronic little bastard likes starin' into the Delta Vegan sun...WHEN it's even visible in these forsaken parts.
     
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  13. cooleddie74

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    UHURA: MARCO!!

    SPOCK(hidden, muffled): POLO...
     
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  15. M'Sharak

    M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Moderator

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    Scotty: Are you from the future?
    Kirk (off-camera, nodding at Spock): He is. I'm not
    Scotty: Well, that's brilliant! Do they still hav-
    Keenser: NO! Tell him: "NO haggis in future!" It take days to air place out last time.
     
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  16. cooleddie74

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    SCOTTY: ...and the bloody STRANGEST thing about him is that he started out as a wee lil Chia Pet!!
     
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  17. cooleddie74

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    Beyonce songs finally reached a multimillion-dollar production pinnacle with 2011's "Space Booty" video.
     
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    Kirk: "What the hell's a 'banjax'?"

    Scotty: "He named his penis."
     
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  19. cooleddie74

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    KEENSER:Who are THEY?!

    SCOTTY:Judgin' from the wee looks of 'em?

    I'd say the President of the nearest chapter of the Bobby Goldsboro Fan Club...and a singer for an unsuccessful N'Sync cover band.
     
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  20. cooleddie74

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    Redshirts come A-RUNNIN' for the meaty, un-resequenced taste of Booty Chow(tm)!!
     
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