Star Trek XI Caption Contest #37: STXII Baby!!!!

[Nerys Myk]

Yeah, its a bit early, but why wait?

 

[Sector 7]

^Yep... way too early.

 

[ChristopherPike]

Yeah, its a bit early, but why wait?

Sure. What the hey.

Cumberbatch: "Get me my agent. I was promised Khan I tell ya.

KHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!"

Quinto: "Tough. You're now playing an uncredited unconscious cadet."

 

[Nerys Myk]

^Yep... way too early.

Well. I was referring to the fact the current contest wasn't over yet, but that works too.

 

[Sector 7]

^Yep... way too early.

Well. I was referring to the fact the current contest wasn't over yet, but that works too.

Well, I was referring to the fact that your title claimed to be the next caption contest, but it is not.

Create an interesting title and I'll play along. Claim to be the next contest and I'll pass.

Just sayin'.

 

[Nerys Myk]

^Yep... way too early.

Well. I was referring to the fact the current contest wasn't over yet, but that works too.

Well, I was referring to the fact that your title claimed to be the next caption contest, but it is not.

Create an interesting title and I'll play along. Claim to be the next contest and I'll pass.

Just sayin'.

Oh its the next contest. You can trust me on that.

 

[M'Sharak]

Oh its the next contest. You can trust me on that.

Sure looks official. Says "#37" on it, and everything!

M'Sharak: So this is the new Caption Contest thread, is it?
Nerys Myk: Yup, this is it!
M'Sharak: Okay. Guess I'd better PIN it, then.

 

[UFO]

Villain: Sorry mate, but that pinch thing only works in the prime universe.

Villain: In hindsight sure, I should have warned you this planet has a featureless green sky.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Quinto: "First Sherlock, then this movie, now The Hobbit? I'm sorry, I have to stop you before it's too late."

[He neck pinches Cumberbatch.]

Cumberbatch: "NO!!! Rule over the nerds is mine!! Miiiiiine...."

[He passes out]

Villain: "Look out! There's a giant space monster behind you!"

Uhura: "Like I'm falling for that."

Villain: "It's true, just look behind you once they put it in post."

 

[Kira's Mom]

 

[cooleddie74]

QUINTO: There. My mom taught me that whenever I have a Charlie Horse of the neck muscles.

Feel better now?

ZOE: This isn't reality.

This is GREENSCREEN. You wanted adventure? The old adrenaline going?

Good. Now get back in your trailer until J.J. calls your dumb ass.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Cameron: "Ahh man, my dad's gonna kill me."

 

[Kirby]

Cumberbatch: Nice belt, Quinto.
Quinto: Nice cumberbun, Cumberbatch.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: CALM DOWN!!! Or you will not be opening any of your presents on Christmas Eve like your mother and I originally planned!!

 

[M'Sharak]

"Uh-oh, someone's coming this way, and she looks really unhappy. Maybe you'd better hide."

"Where is that Spock? I know he was here."
"Just left, actually. He went... that way!"

"Whew, that was close!"
"Rather. You owe me one. Now... where were we, any— OW!"

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA: Alright, bucko.

Get on your knees. I want to see you do one hundred Marine-style pushups...now. Or else I blast your ass into the next sector, you got me?

Zach don't want...anybody else...

when he thinks about you he touches someone else...

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Uhura: What the hell did you just do to my boyfriend?

 

[Nerys Myk]

ZOE: Reichenbach Fall, how did you survive?

CUMBERBATCH: What????

ZOE: Wrong answer!

 

[M'Sharak]

^

 

[Enterprise is Great]

Vulcan's Forge! Your breath stinks! You're gonna take this breath mint or else!