Star Trek XI Caption Contest #37: STXII Baby!!!!

[Herkimer Jitty]

Spock: "I can shout louder!"

Villain: "No, I can!!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: No...LOUDER!!! LOUDER!!!

You can shout as loud as I can if you just try hard enough!!!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Quinto: "I christen thee Shouty Cumberbund!"

Cumberbatch: "What about Shouty Mitchell?! Or Gary Shoutybatch!? Or Gartherbatch of Shoutzar?!"

Quinto: "Those are good ones! Mugato Cumberbatch is good too, but the thread reference is a bit obscure!"

Cumberbatch: "Yeah, true. How 'bout you just call me 'Khan'?"

[Quinto nerve pinches him.]

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: My Prime self knew Khan...

He served alongside Captain Kirk when he battled with Khan...

Khan was a blood enemy of his...


And YOU, sir, are no Khan!!!

 

[Franklin]

Quinto: Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!
Cumberbatch: No, Zach. It's Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! The "h" comes before the "a," and there are only twenty of them, not twenty-four.
Quinto: It matters? How can it matter? Who's going to know the difference?
Cumberbatch: All the conventions you've been to, and you're asking me if they'll know the difference?

 

[Nerys Myk]

STAND IN SPOCK: Rebooting again? I'd better call Sarek and have him fix up the guest room for another "cousin".

 

[cooleddie74]

QUINTO: See this area of Mr. Cumberbatch's shoulder? You paying attention?

DON'T try to pinch him here. He's really, really ticklish at this spot...and he'll start giggling like a little girl. You'll never get him to stop...

 

[Enterprise is Great]

Bow down before me Cumberbatch...I am the true star of this here Hollywood movie.

 

[T'Girl]

Cumberbatch: "Get me my agent. I was promised Khan I tell ya.
KHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!"
Quinto: "Tough. You're now playing an uncredited unconscious cadet."

.
Cumberbatch: "Cadet huh. When do they make me Captain of the ship?"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Quinto: "Hey, bro... how do you feel about your stunt double looking like a cooler MOFO than you do? Bet it stings, huh?"

Cumberbatch: "Steal his sunglasses for me. I might start crying."

 

[cooleddie74]

CUMBERBATCH: Maybe doing this movie was a bad idea...

How do I get out of my CONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-tract?!?

 

[Enterprise is Great]

Spock: PWNED!

Cumberbatch: Noooooooooooooooooo!

or

Quinto: Who are you playing in this movie?

Cumberbatch: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Uhura: "Somebody pin this thread, or else there won't be another episode of Sherlock ever again!"

 

[Finn]

Uhura: Mr. Adventure,....

 

[Finn]

ZOE: Reichenbach Fall, how did you survive?

CUMBERBATCH: What????

ZOE: Wrong answer!

Fixed