SPOCK: I hope you're naked Nyota...crap, this isn't my quarters!
Star Trek XI Caption Contest #13: Where Have I Seen You Before?
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SPOCK: I hope you're naked Nyota...crap, this isn't my quarters!
Spock: I'm your huckleberry. Why, Jimmy Kirk, it looks like someone stepped over your grave.
"George, I'm having the—hey, did you guys know I can browse and make calls at the same time?!"
KIRK: Hey, I just joined Starfleet. I'm here for the entry prize.
OFFICER: No, pal. Not entry prize, Enterprise. It's a ship.
BONES: Damn, they got me the same way.
"Gentlemen! I have just discovered what that thing that hangs in the back of your throat is called!"
Winona always hated text-messaging while passing an object the size of a soccer ball out of her cooch.
KIRK: This place got a Pinkberry's?
OFFICER: Nope. But there are four Starbucks and a Cingular Wireless hut behind the lift-loader back there.
SPOCK: Alright...WHO is the comedian who painted "LOVE MANKIND" on the turbolift doors?
Spock: There is an impersonator aboard--an Elvis impersonator!
SPOCK: Mister Scott's engines cannot get us to Earth in time to stop Nero.
Anyone up for some heavy drinking and nudity?
Spock: "To answer your questions, Mr. Chekov, yes, my family name is unpronounceable by humans, and, no, I am not magically transported back to Vulcan if you trick me into saying it backwards."
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Spock: Who the hell wrote "Frak Vulcan" on the corridor wall?!
Doctor: "I don't know! It's...it's almost like your baby enjoy being as deep in a woman's choochie as he can get."
Winona: "Why are we having so much trouble with this delivery!"
Kirk: "I find you incredibly attractive and need you in my bunk."
Officer: "Excuse me cadet, but I don't swing that way."
Kirk: "Dream on short shit, I was addressing the hot robot standing behind you."
Robot: "Biddy biddy biddy."
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Winona: Don't worry George, it's not like a large piece of machinery is swinging down
to crush us against the bulkhead. Right Doctor ... right Doctor ... Doctor?"
Commander Spock struts out of the turbo-lift as the bridge speakers loudly play the theme music to "Hawaii Five Oh."
Nurse with Pad: Try using communicator frequency 867-5309.
Winona: I got it!
Even in the middle of labor pains, Winona couldn't stop getting pop-up spam for birth control pills.
KIRK: This where I get my shuttle parking validated?
SPOCK: There.
I jiggled the latch on the starboard airlock. Now it won't pop open unexpectedly in the middle of a warp jump.
Kirk: "Uhhhh, we ran into a little problem with the rental shuttle."
Tech: "What kind of problem?"
Kirk: "Mmmmm, well, ah the port thruster is burnt out, we were involved in a game of Chicken with a couple of asteroids that didn't go well, and, uhmmmmm......exactly what doesn't the supplementary insurance cover? I think some beer was spilled into the navigational control during a barrel roll, but we weren't drinking (I think)."
George: (over comm) Sweetheart, I'm sorry but most of the medical staff are dead. But don't worry I did get a Doctor to help you.
Winona: I'll be fine as long as it's not Doctor Z-
Zoidberg: Hello!
Kirk: I am the man with no name. James T. Kirk!
Spock: I fail to understand why everyone but me was issued an iPad.
Spock: "I have noticed a distinct effort on the part of the bridge crew to work the words 'forked' and 'bifurcated' into our verbal conversations whenever possible. Knock it off."
George Kirk (filtered): Baby's coming?
Winona: Not anytime soon! We've been stuck in this caption contest for so long, I think it's aborted my labor.
