Star Trek XI Caption Contest #13: Where Have I Seen You Before?

[LeadHead]

Winona: George, the Baby is coming!

George: That's great! I'll be right there!

Winona: First I need your help.

George: What is it sweetheart?

Winona: The Ambulance brought me to some Godawful factory. GET ME OUTTA HERE!

Kirk: Sir, you didn't call my name.

Commander: That's right, you want Hangar B, the one filled with shuttles for people who got owned by Spock.

Spock: I am now your Captain!

Kirk: Your mom's dead.

Spock cries and leaves Bridge

Kirk: That was easier than I thought.

 

[Vassa]

Steam AND a Hangar Deck in a Star Trek film? Damn you Abrams!!

 

[cooleddie74]

WINONA: GEORGE!!!

I just went into full-blown labor...my water broke...

And I'm still here on the Budweiser plant tour!!!

KIRK: Sir? You didn't call my name!

OFFICER: That's right, son.

I have no intention in mimicking that green Orion ho-bag you routinely pork. Damn girl's so loud we can hear her clear across campus.

SPOCK: Mister Chekov's plan will work.

But first I will require a minor script rewrite to eliminate all references to the plan being completely idiotic.

 

[cooleddie74]

WINONA: DAMMIT, George...

This is NO TIME to be texting me dirty jokes about a one-legged Denobulan!!

 

[6079SmithW]

Cameron: George, there's something you should know: You're not the father, Dr. House is!

George: Who the f@#$ is Dr. House?!

Cameron: Oh, and my name's not Winona, it's Allison.

George: WHAT?!

 

[cooleddie74]

WINONA: George...this isn't the best time to say this...but...

you're NOT the father...

Our time-traveling adult son is.

What can I say...he'll be a randy little bastard!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

WINONA: Ah, George...between Captain Robau, the kid in my belly and Dr. Obama, here. We pretty much got awesome covered. So see ya.

 

[6079SmithW]

Kirk: Look, sir, you just don't understand how hot my mom was when she was younger. I've got to get in that time machine!

Bones: For God's sakes, Jim, that's your mother you're talking about!

Deck Officer: I'm sorry, cadet, but you are not authorized to use the time machine.

Kirk: Don't cock block me!

*edit* In response to Cooleddie74 two posts up.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: Dammit, Jim!!

We don't have TIME for you to make drunken gay passes at officers in tight jumpsuits!!

 

[cooleddie74]

WINONA: This is the WORST damn rave you've ever invited me to, George!!!

Next time you can KEEP your damn ship parties between yourself and your officers...count me out!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

MEDICAL GUY: Wait a second. We're dressed like the Remans in the other Movie Contest!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Winona: "Why are we having so much trouble with this delivery!"
Doctor: "I don't know! It's...it's almost like your baby is trying to change the rules!"

 

[cooleddie74]

WINONA: George!!!

Where the HELL are we? I just saw Pat Benatar and a bunch of dancers in bad costumes dancing and singing down here!! WHAT'S GOING ON??!?

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Wait...

Now I know McCoy and I put enough change in that meter when we got here. I'm SURE of it!

 

[LeadHead]

Winona: George, the baby is coming!

George: Head to Medical Shuttle 37!

Winona: The one with a giant + on it?! You seriously want me on a shuttle that X marks the spot when we're being fired at?!

McCoy: He's dead Jim.

Kirk: No he's not.

McCoy: Excuse me, but I'm the Doctor here.

Spock: This plan will allow us an opportunity for one thing that Starfleet requested from our first mission.

Kirk: What's that?

Spock: A sweet photo op with the Ship near Saturn. That'll make a great Facebook picture!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Look pal you're on stand by. Asking me every second aint gonna make a seat magically appear.

 

[cooleddie74]

OFFICER: Sure.

I'll let you sneak on one of the other shuttles heading up to the Enterprise.

But it's gonna cost ya, Cadet.


Drop 'em.


Daddy needs his medicine.

 

[cooleddie74]

WINONA: GEORGE!!!!

My water just broke...and now our wedding album's totally ruined!!!

SPOCK: My name is Spock.


I look after the bridge while Captain Pike is away.

(*Creepy shuffling music*)

 

[Rat Boy]

Cawley: "All these CGI effects and they couldn't make room for Arex? Well I'll show them."

 

[LeadHead]

George: (over comm) All Hands Proceed to the Escape Shuttles and evacuate Immediately. We have a coolant leak in Progress!

Winona: George, you don't understand, when I said the water broke, I meant something else.

Spock: I am now your Captain! Hey, where's everybody going?