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EPISODE #55 of STAR TREK: SHUFFLE THE DECK
Star Trek: Shuffle the Deck
Balboa—Deep Space Nine—Federation: Earth
#55
Sisko’s diner on Bourbon Street; in the old French Quarter of New Orleans;
The diners at Sisko’s were entertained by a very jazz quartet that was playing holiday music from years gone by, and they were doubly entertained by the crooner: Vic Fontane. Vic had wanted to visit with Jake, having missed him since the young Sisko left DS9 years ago. Commander Nog had brought Vic’s matrix to Jake, while on official business for Starfleet months earlier toStarfleet. Vic was going hitch a ride back with the USS Bozeman, but was stranded on Earth when the Wave passed by. Now, every Saturday nights, at 7pm and 9pm, Vic entertained the diners and patrons of Sisko’s.
Jake Sisko, and his wife Korena, watched the crooner from where they stood at the host-bar. Korena took Jake’s hand into her’s as Vic began to croon the next Christmas song. It was Jake’s favorite Christmas song of all. Vic began to sing.
I’ll be home, for Christmas.
You can count on me
Please have snow, and mistletoe
And presents on the tree…
Christmas Eve will find me
Where the love light gleams
I’ll be home for Christmas
And as Vic repeated the last line, so did Jake:
If only in my dreams.
“You miss them, don’t you?” Korena asked her husband.
Jake nodded, “They were on their way here when the Wave struck. Luckily their transport ship got delayed at Vulcan, or they might have been in the middle of nowhere, somewhere in between.”
“I bet little Joseph is keeping the Vulcans busy,” Korena said with a slight laugh.
Jake was about to reply when the doors to the diner opened and Kate Janeway, in a thick overcoat, entered. She also had an umbrella, due to the rain that was falling outside. Collapsing the umbrella, she took off her overcoat to reveal a stunning dress. Jake smiled to himself. It was good to see her in ‘normal’ clothing. But, Jake also noticed, she was alone.
“I thought you were going to bring us a date or yours to meet,” Korena said as Janeway walked up to the host-bar.
“No, not tonight,” Janeway said with a smile. “Is that Vic I hear?”
“None other,” Jake said as he took Janeway by the hand and walked her to her reserved table. “You know,” Jake said softly to Janeway, “It’s a good thing Korena and I got married. I could get real use to walking you to your table.”
“Jake,” Janeway said with a slight blush, “I’m old enough to be your mother.”
“And…???” Jake replied with leering eyes and a devious smile.
Janeway took her seat, and watched Vic Fontane and the ensemble, spin a very light version of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
At the end of the song, the audience applauded.
“Thank you,” Vic said, “Thank you very much. I get a lot of questions from the young lovers out there on whether they should marry or not. I tell them: Marriage maybe on the low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.” The crowd responded with a subtle laughter. “Now,” Vic said, “the group and I are going to take a ten minute break. So while you all entertain yourselves, I’m going to go try some lines out on two dames who are back in my dressing room. Maybe we’ll all get lucky tonight.”
The lights to the stage dimmed, and Vic weaved his way through the crowd. Vic was still a hologram, but thanks to holo-emitter that had been given to him as a present by another hologram, Vic was able to move about.
Eventually he made it over to where Kate was sitting.
“So where’s the fine gentleman you were supposed to bring?” Vic asked, as he sat down with her.
“He couldn’t make it,” Janeway said in a disappointed tone.
“You know, Tony the drummer,” Vic said as he looked over to the stage, “Is in between heartbreaks. If you want, I could speak to him.”
Janeway eyed Tony the drummer. He was human, but his beard stretched down to his large belly.
“No,” Janeway said, “I’m looking for Starfleet type material.”
“And look where that’s gotten you,” Vic said with a wry smile. “Alone.”
“Oh shut-up,” Janeway said with mock anger and a smile, “I should never have let the doctor give you that damn emitter.”
At that moment, Bakooth, the Naussican head chef of Sisko’s, lumbered over to Janeway’s table, having just visited with another customer of patrons.
“I see you have ordered the Cajun seasoned Shark, Janeway” Bakooth said, “wise choice. I shall replace the seasoning with Naussican seasoning instead?”
“Not this time,” Janeway said as she looked up at the towering chef. “They are doing transporter maintenance in this area, so I have a long shuttle ride back to Paris to look forward too. I’m afraid Naussican seasoning wouldn’t sit very well.”
Bakooth nodded, “Coward,” he said to her as he lumbered away back toward the kitchen area.
“That guy is big,” Vic said to Janeway, “I could have used him when the mob tried to muscle my club away years ago.”
Vic and Janeway continued to share small talk. As Jake greeted a dinner party new patrons, a married Andorian trio, Jake noticed Bakooth waving to him from the kitchen. Jake excused himself from the Andorians, and headed over to the kitchen. He entered the doors that led to the back area, and was met, just outside the kitchen, by Bakooth.
“What is it?” Jake asked.
Bakooth stared down at Jake. “That woman,” Bakooth said, “is not Janeway.”
“Huh?” Jake responded in shock. “Yes it is: I spoke with her earlier.”
Bakooth shook his head, “Not Janeway,” Bakooth repeated, “Look like her, but not her.”
Jake shook his head, “And you know this because…”
Bakooth pointed at his large nose, “I do not smell Janeway. I smell nothing, in fact.”
“So you can tell us apart by scent?” Jake asked.
“We can smell those who we are interested in,” Bakooth replied.
“Maybe you’re wrong,” Jake said. “Maybe her perfume is throwing the scent off.”
Jake turned to leave, but Bakooth put his hand on Jake’s shoulder, and turned him around.
“That is not Janeway,” Bakooth said. “If not her, then where is Janeway?”
Bakooth knelt down and then they both stared out the window that looked out on the diner. Janeway was still chatting with Vic.
“Not Janeway.” Bakooth said softly.
--continued
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Star Trek: Shuffle the Deck
Balboa—Deep Space Nine—Federation: Earth

#55
Sisko’s diner on Bourbon Street; in the old French Quarter of New Orleans;
The diners at Sisko’s were entertained by a very jazz quartet that was playing holiday music from years gone by, and they were doubly entertained by the crooner: Vic Fontane. Vic had wanted to visit with Jake, having missed him since the young Sisko left DS9 years ago. Commander Nog had brought Vic’s matrix to Jake, while on official business for Starfleet months earlier toStarfleet. Vic was going hitch a ride back with the USS Bozeman, but was stranded on Earth when the Wave passed by. Now, every Saturday nights, at 7pm and 9pm, Vic entertained the diners and patrons of Sisko’s.
Jake Sisko, and his wife Korena, watched the crooner from where they stood at the host-bar. Korena took Jake’s hand into her’s as Vic began to croon the next Christmas song. It was Jake’s favorite Christmas song of all. Vic began to sing.
I’ll be home, for Christmas.
You can count on me
Please have snow, and mistletoe
And presents on the tree…
Christmas Eve will find me
Where the love light gleams
I’ll be home for Christmas
And as Vic repeated the last line, so did Jake:
If only in my dreams.
“You miss them, don’t you?” Korena asked her husband.
Jake nodded, “They were on their way here when the Wave struck. Luckily their transport ship got delayed at Vulcan, or they might have been in the middle of nowhere, somewhere in between.”
“I bet little Joseph is keeping the Vulcans busy,” Korena said with a slight laugh.
Jake was about to reply when the doors to the diner opened and Kate Janeway, in a thick overcoat, entered. She also had an umbrella, due to the rain that was falling outside. Collapsing the umbrella, she took off her overcoat to reveal a stunning dress. Jake smiled to himself. It was good to see her in ‘normal’ clothing. But, Jake also noticed, she was alone.
“I thought you were going to bring us a date or yours to meet,” Korena said as Janeway walked up to the host-bar.
“No, not tonight,” Janeway said with a smile. “Is that Vic I hear?”
“None other,” Jake said as he took Janeway by the hand and walked her to her reserved table. “You know,” Jake said softly to Janeway, “It’s a good thing Korena and I got married. I could get real use to walking you to your table.”
“Jake,” Janeway said with a slight blush, “I’m old enough to be your mother.”
“And…???” Jake replied with leering eyes and a devious smile.
Janeway took her seat, and watched Vic Fontane and the ensemble, spin a very light version of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
At the end of the song, the audience applauded.
“Thank you,” Vic said, “Thank you very much. I get a lot of questions from the young lovers out there on whether they should marry or not. I tell them: Marriage maybe on the low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.” The crowd responded with a subtle laughter. “Now,” Vic said, “the group and I are going to take a ten minute break. So while you all entertain yourselves, I’m going to go try some lines out on two dames who are back in my dressing room. Maybe we’ll all get lucky tonight.”
The lights to the stage dimmed, and Vic weaved his way through the crowd. Vic was still a hologram, but thanks to holo-emitter that had been given to him as a present by another hologram, Vic was able to move about.
Eventually he made it over to where Kate was sitting.
“So where’s the fine gentleman you were supposed to bring?” Vic asked, as he sat down with her.
“He couldn’t make it,” Janeway said in a disappointed tone.
“You know, Tony the drummer,” Vic said as he looked over to the stage, “Is in between heartbreaks. If you want, I could speak to him.”
Janeway eyed Tony the drummer. He was human, but his beard stretched down to his large belly.
“No,” Janeway said, “I’m looking for Starfleet type material.”
“And look where that’s gotten you,” Vic said with a wry smile. “Alone.”
“Oh shut-up,” Janeway said with mock anger and a smile, “I should never have let the doctor give you that damn emitter.”
At that moment, Bakooth, the Naussican head chef of Sisko’s, lumbered over to Janeway’s table, having just visited with another customer of patrons.
“I see you have ordered the Cajun seasoned Shark, Janeway” Bakooth said, “wise choice. I shall replace the seasoning with Naussican seasoning instead?”
“Not this time,” Janeway said as she looked up at the towering chef. “They are doing transporter maintenance in this area, so I have a long shuttle ride back to Paris to look forward too. I’m afraid Naussican seasoning wouldn’t sit very well.”
Bakooth nodded, “Coward,” he said to her as he lumbered away back toward the kitchen area.
“That guy is big,” Vic said to Janeway, “I could have used him when the mob tried to muscle my club away years ago.”
Vic and Janeway continued to share small talk. As Jake greeted a dinner party new patrons, a married Andorian trio, Jake noticed Bakooth waving to him from the kitchen. Jake excused himself from the Andorians, and headed over to the kitchen. He entered the doors that led to the back area, and was met, just outside the kitchen, by Bakooth.
“What is it?” Jake asked.
Bakooth stared down at Jake. “That woman,” Bakooth said, “is not Janeway.”
“Huh?” Jake responded in shock. “Yes it is: I spoke with her earlier.”
Bakooth shook his head, “Not Janeway,” Bakooth repeated, “Look like her, but not her.”
Jake shook his head, “And you know this because…”
Bakooth pointed at his large nose, “I do not smell Janeway. I smell nothing, in fact.”
“So you can tell us apart by scent?” Jake asked.
“We can smell those who we are interested in,” Bakooth replied.
“Maybe you’re wrong,” Jake said. “Maybe her perfume is throwing the scent off.”
Jake turned to leave, but Bakooth put his hand on Jake’s shoulder, and turned him around.
“That is not Janeway,” Bakooth said. “If not her, then where is Janeway?”
Bakooth knelt down and then they both stared out the window that looked out on the diner. Janeway was still chatting with Vic.
“Not Janeway.” Bakooth said softly.
--continued
next time the Essians explain: EVERYTHING!
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