STAR TREK: KHITOMER

[Emperor Tiberius]

Wow! Quite the cliffhanger finale! Annie...dead?! The Chameleon disabled and boarded! And the Kai's fate unknown. Can't wait for the new season...

 

[47]

Yeah, I think it's a good one.

Now that Season 4 is all planned, I still have to write it completely (damn!), and already something has come up for Season 5 ...

I don't think I'll be able to wait the whole week for the teaser ... Then I would post the prologue next Monday. Maybe.

 

[Emperor Tiberius]

Didn't expect it so soon. Good thing though, cause the suspense is killing me.

 

[47]

Yeah, well, don't expect the teaser to change that much. Or the prologue for that matter.

 

[Emperor Tiberius]

Um...why would I expect them to change? Now I'm confused...

 

[47]

I mean, don't expect the teaser and the prologue to kill the suspense that's killing you. The suspense is like six little crazy naked blondes in love: it's alive, and it will remain so.

 

[Emperor Tiberius]

Oh, I get your meaning now. I would never want you to alter your story, perish the thought. I like suspense. Just excited about the new season, is all...

 

[47]

Can't resist any longer ...

***

TEASER FOR SEASON FOUR

Two weeks.

For some, it’s a mere flicker in the fabric of time.

For some, it’s only fourteen days.

For some, it’s barely the beginning of the first of a thousand eternities …

 

[Emperor Tiberius]

Sounds very ominous. So, are you saying the new season picks up two weeks after the last? Hmm, alot can happen in two weeks...

 

[47]

I guess I can tell you that.

The Prologue will wander between April 20 and May 4, not exactly telling you when an item actually happens.

Chapter 37 is April 20.

Chapter 38 is May 4, and after that, it goes forward in time.

Methinks the cliffhanger will be good!

 

[Emperor Tiberius]

At first I thought you were saying you weren't posting it for another year, then I realized you were refering to dates within the series. Yeah, I'm slow. Must be from all the blood loss.

 

[47]

That would be bad, wouldn't it?

The girls are sending you some wolverine meat.

I hope they killed it first ...

 

[Tom Paris]

Borg, Remans??? Earth and Solar system??? You should explain a lot of things.

 

[Emperor Tiberius]

I've read the entire series Tom, and everything is explained perfectly well within. Try going back to the start and rereading, trust me, it's even better the second time.

47 said:
That would be bad, wouldn't it?

The girls are sending you some wolverine meat.

I hope they killed it first ...

They like their meat really rare, huh. While it's still screaming, I'll bet...

 

[47]

Where would be the fun otherwise?

 

[Emperor Tiberius]

Yeah, exactly.

*gulp*

 

[47]

May I suggest you open the package only when your samurais are present?

 

[Emperor Tiberius]

Yeah, the last one passed away yesterday. Something about bad rice from a new, blonde delivery girl who wouldn't stop giggling.

I'm currently trying to hire new security personnel, but for some reason people are very reluctant to work for me...

 

[47]

So THAT'S why they bought the rat poison. And here I thought they wanted to spice their drinks ...

Hmm, I see your problem.

 

[47]

Here I am again going faster than the speeding bullet ...

I think I've found the main story for Season 5. It's only a matter of connecting it to some parts of the story now ...

In its current form and shape, you may expect some **** ****** but made in a much smarter way than ****** *** ***** did too may times in *******. In other terms, no *****, no ****** and certainly NO ** WHATSOEVER!!!

EDIT: This message has been censored by Crazy Naked Girl #4, who doesn't like it when I spill the beans too early.