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STAR TREK: KHITOMER

Wait, I can do this! It's just like Mad Libs. And I'm the master when it comes to them, just watch!

In its current form and shape, you may expect some LARGE SHEEP but made in a much smarter way than OTHER LARGE SHEEP did too may times in KENTUCKY. In other terms, no CHICKENS, no HIPPOS and certainly NO UMBRELLAS WHATSOEVER!!!

Hah! OWNED it! Sorry to spoil S5 for everybody else, but...

...um...

...wait a minute, somethings not right...
 
PROLOGUE TO SEASON FOUR

Kai Onara had spent ten days in an induced coma, during which she had been brought to Deep Space Nine, where Julian Bashir and his skilled medical team had done their best to save her life.

In the meantime, Shudak Ran (the Bajoran she and Sisko had found in the Fire Caves) had been stirring up the station, making adepts and adversaries as he spoke.

As for Sisko, he had decided to stay on Bajor, more specifically at the south of the Yolja, in the Kendra province. There he would finally build his house and enjoy his retirement with his family.

***

It took less than an hour to the Remans to secure the Chameleon.

They assembled their prisoners in two docking bays: the males, the females too old to procreate and the dead were sent to the first. All of them except Varel, that is. Then the doors were opened and they were sucked in the emptiness of space.

As for the younger females — including Annie, carried there barely alive by McCoy and Dax, after they had hastily taken care of her —, they were parked in another bay, stripped naked, then tattooed on the right arm with a number of spots equivalent to the number of pips on their collar (big for full, smaller for hollow), and finally transported in a deserted camp on Tagrak Vor, a former prison planet.

***

Around Khitomer, the Dreadnoughts kept popping out of space. They were now thousands. No one was exactly sure how many, as the massive fleet was perturbing all sensors.

Since their weapon systems were not activated, Wilkins tried to hail them. No success. He also tried to calm Worf, who wanted to charge into battle — that day was a good day to die, so …

So the Klingons were waiting, but obviously they wouldn’t wait forever.

***

As for Sabrina, every hour, every minute seemed an eternity now …
 
What's the word I'm looking for? Um...almost got it...it's on the tip of my tongue, come on, come on...

...right! Got it!

OK!

***

CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN

April 20, 2401

“At last!”

“Yes, Captain. Hopefully, the warp drive should not pose any more problems.”

“Keep me appraised, Chief Engineer.”

Teroth was not happy. The time for the rendez-vous had now come and gone. They would be late. She turned to her Science Officer.

“How long should it take now, T’Shiya?”

The young Vulcan promptly checked her PADD.

“At best a week, Captain. If the warp drive now functions flawlessly. But I do not share the optimism of our Chief Engineer.”

“So how long, Lieutenant?”

“More like three weeks, Captain.”

“Not good enough. T’Shiya, I do not care if you have to get out and push, I want the Mogai to be there before the Admiral arrives. Is that clear?”

“Yes, Captain.”

***

For hours Dukat had slashed, beaten, humiliated Sabrina. The night had fallen and the sun had risen — right in Sabrina’s eyes.

“Is that what you had to go through, Sabrina?”

That wasn’t Dukat’s voice. That wasn’t Sisko’s voice either. It was …

There she was in the padded cell again. Only this time she was naked, and her arms were free. And sitting with her on the floor was Taleria, naked too, smiling and offering her a glass of water.

“Is this better?”

“What?”

“Is this appearance more enjoyable? You dreamed of that girl a moment ago. You were both naked and delicately touching each other. Did you enjoy that?”

“I don’t like this place.”

“Very well. Do you like this one better?”

They now were in a vast field, caressed by a light breeze, a small brook singing at them close by. A small white rabbit was looking at them. It came close to Sabrina, who caressed it before it ran away.

“Who are you?” she asked her companion.

“The Sisko told us once that as corporeal entities, humans find physical touch to cause pleasure. Good feelings, happiness, as he explained to us. Does touching this body, and being touched back, give you pleasure?”

Sabrina looked at the girl in front of her.

“Are you a Prophet?”

“Answer my question. Do you enjoy being naked with this girl, and touching each other? What exactly pleases you in that?”

“It’s hard to explain.”

“Show me then. Touch me the way you touch her.”

“We haven’t touched each other yet.”

“But you were dreaming of her.”

“It’s because I sometimes think of her that way.”

“Ah. Then it is not reality, just a dream. Tell me, Sabrina, is this a dream or is it reality?”

“I’m … I’m not too sure.”

“Are you sure that the vision you received prior to this one was genuine?”

“What do you mean?”

“Did the Pah-Wraiths tell you the story of a superior race imprisoning us with them in the Temple?”

Sabrina looked at “Taleria”. She had a terrible feeling in her stomach.

“It made sense.”

“Of course it did. The Pah-Wraiths are evil, not stupid. Still, their indoctrination methods are quite violent, don’t you think so?”

“Yes, indeed.”

“Have we ever tortured the Sisko like they tortured you?”

“I guess not. But you too are acting in a way quite different from what the Captain has reported to Starfleet Command. For instance, the Prophet’s ways of communicating with him were quite different.”

“Taleria” looked at her.

“But of course. The Sisko taught us to communicate more efficiently with you. It seems that you have difficulty to grasp the … symbolism, as he called it, of our messages.”

“Still, they must have been the Prophets. After all, they gave me back the sense of touch.”

“And they used it to torture you. Then they let you keep it so they could use it again if they needed to. Also, it would convince you that you had dealt with us.”

“Why did they give me a Bajoran body then?”

“To convince the others that you had dealt with us.”

“But why?”

“You will find out.”

There was a white flash.

“Cretak here, Sir. The gel packs are now at 130% of their rated output. If we go any further, they’ll start exploding.”

What? Sabrina thought. She checked quickly: she was in uniform, back on the Bridge.

“Captain?” Kirk asked her.

“Hmm? Yes, maximum warp now!”

***

“How many?”

Wilkins’ tone was clearly getting more nervous as time went by.

“Maybe thirty-five hundreds, Sir. It’s impossible to get an accurate count.”

“Their weapons?”

“Still not activated, Sir.”

“What are they waiting for? Hail them again!”

“No answer, Sir.”

Damn, Wilkins thought, what the hell is happening here? Last time they attacked, they took out almost all of our ships and installations, they were much less powerful than they are now … What the hell is wrong with this picture?

He had just noticed it. There was something strange. He had no idea what.

“Tomalak, isn’t there something awkward in this fleet?”

The old Romulan looked at him, with an expression that said essentially “Well, duh!”

“You mean besides the fact that we are still alive? No, Admiral. Unless you consider that a fleet of this size should never venture in a star system of Khitomer’s size unless it does not care bumping into a few planets.”

Wilkins looked at him and sighed.

“No, that’s not it.”
 
Told ya there would be embarrassing situations ...

Of course you might say this particular episode was touching ...
 
Nine times, I counted, you used the word 'touch' nine times.

...um...

...just wanted you to know that. You know, FYI and all that. Yeah, okay, I'm going, stop looking at me like that.
 
It seems I achieved the desired effect.

Still, I wonder what would have happened if I had said "tickle" ...
 
Then most likely you would have attracted a completely different kind of readership. Can you afford to take that chance? No! So let's not even waste time theorizing about--wait, tickle in what context?

A...dirty context? Because I like dirty contexts. They're the best kind of contextes. Is that spelled right? Context-es. Contexts-es...

Contexti?
 
Two naked girls in their twenties, in love with each other, tickling each other ...

Is that a dirty context? If so, I guess the answer is yes.
 
Where: any place it tickles.

With what: fingers, lips, tongues, whips, p...

No, no, whips, painsticks and flamethrowers, that's for tickling my girls.
 
P...ainsticks? Yeah, that's what I thought you said. I'd also add cattle-prods to the list of what makes your buxum butchers laugh. Of course, they always seemed to laugh more when I was the one on the recieving end...
 
Yeah, they were a little worried about that. They wondered why you didn't laugh ...
 
I think part of the reason I didn't laugh was because one of them was wearing my original lung as a beret. She did look saucy in it, though, I must say...
 
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