Star Trek Haiku
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Time for me to resume a long-suspended project, that began way back here: https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/star-trek-haiku.291204/page-4
Defiant:
Kira's overworked
But then Will Riker shows up
Never mind, it's Tom
Fascination:
Mismatched romances
Dax has thing for Benjamin
While Jake woos Nerys
Past Tense 1
Transporter screw-up
Sisko and friends end up in
Twenty twenty-four
Past Tense 2
Is that Hawk we see?
Avery Brooks with big shotgun
No, he still has hair
Life Support
Cardie peace treaty
Winn can't do the job alone
Adios, Bareil
Heart of Stone
Kira crystallized
Odo makes a big reveal
But it was all fake
Destiny
Subspace relay planned
Sisko uses sword of stars
Prophecy came true
Prophet Motive
Prophets transform Zek
Quark demands they change him back...
But do they really?
Visionary
O'Brien time travels
Five hours here, then five hours there
Is he still O' Brien?
Distant Voices
Bashir's brain is zapped
Now he's aging rapidly
Garak is the foe
Defiant:
Kira's overworked
But then Will Riker shows up
Never mind, it's Tom
Fascination:
Mismatched romances
Dax has thing for Benjamin
While Jake woos Nerys
Past Tense 1
Transporter screw-up
Sisko and friends end up in
Twenty twenty-four
Past Tense 2
Is that Hawk we see?
Avery Brooks with big shotgun
No, he still has hair
Life Support
Cardie peace treaty
Winn can't do the job alone
Adios, Bareil
Heart of Stone
Kira crystallized
Odo makes a big reveal
But it was all fake
Destiny
Subspace relay planned
Sisko uses sword of stars
Prophecy came true
Prophet Motive
Prophets transform Zek
Quark demands they change him back...
But do they really?
Visionary
O'Brien time travels
Five hours here, then five hours there
Is he still O' Brien?
Distant Voices
Bashir's brain is zapped
Now he's aging rapidly
Garak is the foe
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Children of winter.
Warm blood, blue upon the ice.
A warrior race.
Warm blood, blue upon the ice.
A warrior race.
Through the Looking Glass
Smiley kidnaps Ben
Takes him to the other side
Living Jennifer
Improbable Cause
Garak's shop goes boom
He and Odo take a ride
To Enabrin Tane
The Die is Cast
Cardies have a plan
Turn the Founder world to toast
It does not end well.
Explorers
Sisko grows a beard
Then builds a Bajoran ship
Takes an epic ride
Family Business
Quark's mom's being bad
He and Rom go visit her
And she's wearing clothes
Facets
A Trill ritual
Dax's hosts come out to play
Secret love revealed
The Adversary
Evil Changeling comes
Wants to start a nasty war
Odo takes him out
The Way of the Warrior
Klingons come to town
Mayhem isn't far behind
Say hello to Worf
The Visitor
Sisko vanishes
Jake's unable to let go
Pays a tragic price
Smiley kidnaps Ben
Takes him to the other side
Living Jennifer
Improbable Cause
Garak's shop goes boom
He and Odo take a ride
To Enabrin Tane
The Die is Cast
Cardies have a plan
Turn the Founder world to toast
It does not end well.
Explorers
Sisko grows a beard
Then builds a Bajoran ship
Takes an epic ride
Family Business
Quark's mom's being bad
He and Rom go visit her
And she's wearing clothes
Facets
A Trill ritual
Dax's hosts come out to play
Secret love revealed
The Adversary
Evil Changeling comes
Wants to start a nasty war
Odo takes him out
The Way of the Warrior
Klingons come to town
Mayhem isn't far behind
Say hello to Worf
The Visitor
Sisko vanishes
Jake's unable to let go
Pays a tragic price
Children of The Forge
Rage subdued by Logic's breath
Prosper with long life.
Prodigals return
From beneath the Raptors' wings
By the Half-Blood's Dream.
Rage subdued by Logic's breath
Prosper with long life.
Prodigals return
From beneath the Raptors' wings
By the Half-Blood's Dream.
Indiscretion
Kira and Dukat
Searching for a missing ship
Dukat has dark plans
Rejoined
Dax meets an old love
Sparks are flying crazy hot
But there's a taboo
Starship Down
Subsurface warfare
Defiant and Jem'Hadar
Quark risks everything
Little Green Men
Quark and Rom and Nog
Take a trip to Terran past
Odo is a dog
The Sword of Kahless
Ancient Klingon Sword
Brings out darker thoughts in all
Who try to wield it
Our Man Bashir
Bashir does James Bond
But the Holosuite glitches
And the world gets wet
Kira and Dukat
Searching for a missing ship
Dukat has dark plans
Rejoined
Dax meets an old love
Sparks are flying crazy hot
But there's a taboo
Starship Down
Subsurface warfare
Defiant and Jem'Hadar
Quark risks everything
Little Green Men
Quark and Rom and Nog
Take a trip to Terran past
Odo is a dog
The Sword of Kahless
Ancient Klingon Sword
Brings out darker thoughts in all
Who try to wield it
Our Man Bashir
Bashir does James Bond
But the Holosuite glitches
And the world gets wet
Phaser in my hand
Power to obliterate
Or to pacify
Power to obliterate
Or to pacify
We can not help you.
Harm comes from advanced tech.
It's safer, for us.
-Will
Harm comes from advanced tech.
It's safer, for us.
-Will
May you thrive, flourish
Sincerely wished; expressed
By an outstretched hand
Sincerely wished; expressed
By an outstretched hand
Homefront
Conference goes boom
Changeling is responsible
Then the lights go out
Paradise Lost
Martial law on Earth
Red Squad played a dirty trick
Changeling plot denied
Crossfire
Shakaar has returned
He and Kira have a shag
Odo is annoyed
Return to Grace
Dukat in exile
Steals a Klingon Bird of Prey
Kira takes Ziyal
Bar Association
Quark's an awful boss
Rom decides he's had enough
Time to unionize!
Accession
Famous Bajor bard
Says he's real emissary
Prophets disagree
Rules of Engagement
Mister Worf's on trial
Seems he made a ship go boom
No one died this time
Hard Time
Twenty-year nightmare
Messes with O'Brien's head
Bashir helps him heal
Shattered Mirror
Jake goes on a trip
Gets major Stockholm Syndrome
Jen is dead again
Conference goes boom
Changeling is responsible
Then the lights go out
Paradise Lost
Martial law on Earth
Red Squad played a dirty trick
Changeling plot denied
Crossfire
Shakaar has returned
He and Kira have a shag
Odo is annoyed
Return to Grace
Dukat in exile
Steals a Klingon Bird of Prey
Kira takes Ziyal
Bar Association
Quark's an awful boss
Rom decides he's had enough
Time to unionize!
Accession
Famous Bajor bard
Says he's real emissary
Prophets disagree
Rules of Engagement
Mister Worf's on trial
Seems he made a ship go boom
No one died this time
Hard Time
Twenty-year nightmare
Messes with O'Brien's head
Bashir helps him heal
Shattered Mirror
Jake goes on a trip
Gets major Stockholm Syndrome
Jen is dead again
Can I be certain
Every fragment of me
Is reunited?
Every fragment of me
Is reunited?
Give a man power
The stars in his hands outweigh
His sense of duty
The stars in his hands outweigh
His sense of duty
Exotic planets
Strange new worlds to go and see
I must seem so bland?
-Will
Strange new worlds to go and see
I must seem so bland?
-Will
Forged from foreign soil
Upon solid rock I stand
To remake a world
Upon solid rock I stand
To remake a world
We come in peace; words
Uttered by those who meant well
Silenced by weapons
Uttered by those who meant well
Silenced by weapons
For the Cause
Mister Eddington
Seems like Starfleet poster boy
It was all a ruse
To the Death
Gateway being fixed
Starfleet, Jem'Hadar team up
Weyoun 4 gets zapped
The Quickening
A planet in ruins
Global suffering from blight
Sacrifice brings hope
Body Parts
Quark thinks that he's doomed
Sells his body parts online
Bad seller's remorse.
Broken Link
Odo has disease
Must go back to the Great Link
Harsh judgement awaits
Apocalypse Rising
Is Gowron a fake?
Sisko, others Klingon-ized
To find out the truth
The Ship
Jem'Hadar war prize
Changeling hidden in its halls
Everyone loses
Looking For Par'Mach in All the Wrong Places
Grilka has returned
Her and Quark and Worf and Dax
Violent Klingon sex
Nor the Battle to the Strong
Jake encounters war
Faces terror, anguish, death
Learns some bitter truths
The Assignment
Keiko is possessed
Bajor's demons make demands
Anti-"Power Play"?
Mister Eddington
Seems like Starfleet poster boy
It was all a ruse
To the Death
Gateway being fixed
Starfleet, Jem'Hadar team up
Weyoun 4 gets zapped
The Quickening
A planet in ruins
Global suffering from blight
Sacrifice brings hope
Body Parts
Quark thinks that he's doomed
Sells his body parts online
Bad seller's remorse.
Broken Link
Odo has disease
Must go back to the Great Link
Harsh judgement awaits
Apocalypse Rising
Is Gowron a fake?
Sisko, others Klingon-ized
To find out the truth
The Ship
Jem'Hadar war prize
Changeling hidden in its halls
Everyone loses
Looking For Par'Mach in All the Wrong Places
Grilka has returned
Her and Quark and Worf and Dax
Violent Klingon sex
Nor the Battle to the Strong
Jake encounters war
Faces terror, anguish, death
Learns some bitter truths
The Assignment
Keiko is possessed
Bajor's demons make demands
Anti-"Power Play"?
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