Star Trek Haiku

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  1. Wagnergrad96

    Wagnergrad96 Ensign Red Shirt

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    I don't know of anyone who else who writes Star Trek Haiku. Then again, I have never really dug into the world of Trek fans even though I have been one since around 1987. When I was confined to the brig for several years in New York, a friend and I would sometimes end letters with a Star Trek Haiku. Here are some of the ones I consider my best. Please feel free to comment or create your own.

    The only rule is to confirm to the rules of Haiku. 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.

    Captain James T. Kirk
    Federation thrill seeker
    Sleeps with Green Women

    Small, soft and furry
    Klingons hate them with a passion
    Walter Koenig's wigs! (or Pavel Checkov's wigs)

    I wish I was Spock
    But with only one difference
    Pon Farr every day!

    Spock wants to go swim
    Why are all the pools empty?
    No rain on Vulcan

    Sulu flies the ship
    Captained the Excelsior
    Now just says "Oh My!"
     
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  2. Wagnergrad96

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    Protégé of Spock
    Saavik loves regulations
    Kirstie was better


    A different Captain
    Jean-Luc Picard makes it so
    Likes earl grey hot.

    Does Worf have honor?
    He went after Riker's girl
    No honor in that!
     
  3. Wagnergrad96

    Wagnergrad96 Ensign Red Shirt

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    Really? No one has any decent ST Haiku?

    You Beam Down Below
    Honored being part of Team
    Don't wear a red shirt!
     
  4. ChasFink

    ChasFink Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Gary Mitchell helms,
    Goes where no man goes before.
    James R. Kirk kills him.
     
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    Excellent! James "R" Kirk :-) Good one!


    Spock And The Doctor
    McCoy Had the Better Beard
    V'Ger Doesn't Care
     
  6. ChasFink

    ChasFink Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    You know, I'm inspired to write one for every TOS episode.

    Commander Balok
    Captains the Fesarius.
    He is no dummy.

    Leo Francis Walsh,
    Wiving settlers. Know his name:
    Harcourt Fenton Mudd

    Captain Kirk is split.
    Evil half reveals the truth.
    Lust for Yeoman Rand.
     
  7. Wagnergrad96

    Wagnergrad96 Ensign Red Shirt

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    Every one I have posted so far is an old one. This is one I just wrote a bit too quickly

    Spock is logical
    Enjoys the agonizer
    When wearing Goatee


    pretty lame . . .
     
  8. Wagnergrad96

    Wagnergrad96 Ensign Red Shirt

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    The Horta Lives on
    Mining Activity Stops
    McCoy can cure all!
     
  9. ChasFink

    ChasFink Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    The last of her race
    She craves from all her lovers
    Sodium chloride
     
  10. Wagnergrad96

    Wagnergrad96 Ensign Red Shirt

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    What would Jesus do?
    But much more importantly,
    what would James Kirk do?
     
  11. think

    think Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Start a new thread?
    Thanksgiving Haiku thread topic?
    Just ruin the day.

    Jesus thinks I suck
    I do suck, but only if,..
    I am with a girl.
     
  12. E-DUB

    E-DUB Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Some years back I wrote one for each episode: Here's a few....


    Kirk and Romulan
    In a space battle of wits
    Each a worthy foe.

    Kirk fights lizard-man.
    He wins by showing mercy.
    Homemade cannon helps.

    Witch woman tempts Kirk
    Amid a haunted castle.
    He smashes her orb.

    Kirk hunts a cloud creature
    To avenge his former captain.
    A blood debt is paid.

    Computer goes nuts.
    Kirk double-talks it to death.
    Who’s the dunsel now?
     
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  13. ChasFink

    ChasFink Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    I've been slacking off.

    Lose inhibitions
    And take Kathleen home again.
    But a Vulcan weeps

    Ask “Are you a girl?”
    Wish them into the cornfield.
    Thasians will take you.