I don't know of anyone who else who writes Star Trek Haiku. Then again, I have never really dug into the world of Trek fans even though I have been one since around 1987. When I was confined to the brig for several years in New York, a friend and I would sometimes end letters with a Star Trek Haiku. Here are some of the ones I consider my best. Please feel free to comment or create your own. The only rule is to confirm to the rules of Haiku. 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. Captain James T. Kirk Federation thrill seeker Sleeps with Green Women Small, soft and furry Klingons hate them with a passion Walter Koenig's wigs! (or Pavel Checkov's wigs) I wish I was Spock But with only one difference Pon Farr every day! Spock wants to go swim Why are all the pools empty? No rain on Vulcan Sulu flies the ship Captained the Excelsior Now just says "Oh My!"