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Star Trek Haiku

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Encounter at Farpoint:
Q puts us on trial
Mystery station's true form...
Starborne jellyfish

Naked Now:
Intoxication.
Uh-oh, Wesley takes command!
Tasha digs androids?

11001001:
Bynars deception
Will Riker, meet Minuet
Sweet, sultry photons

Code of Honor:
Starfleet needs vaccine
Sovereign is lusting after Yar
Spike-ball fight ensues

Angel One:
Planet of women
Facing down evolution
It's unstoppable
 
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TNG S2... GO!!

The Child:
Troi just has a kid
Pulaski craps on Data
Exit Ian Andrew

Where Silence Has Lease
There's a hole in space
Ship with two bridges, Worf freaks
Space face kills redshirt

Elementary Dear Data:
Cosplaying Data
Computer makes Moriarty,
Who causes problems.

Loud as a Whisper:
Stone deaf diplomat.
Skeletonized chorus.
Sign language lessons.

The Schizoid Man:
Data's grandpappy
Positron brain takeover
Kareen wants to die

Unnatural Selection:
Ship full of corpses
Pulaski gets old real fast
Don't mess with kids' genes!

The Measure of a Man:
Is Data a Toaster?
Riker prosecutes the case,
But Picard prevails.

Peak Performance:
Battle exercise
Wes sneaks in antimatter
But then... Ferengi.

Shades of Gray:
Will gets a boo-boo
Alien infection results
Time for some flashbacks!
 
TNG S3...

Evolution:
Beverly returns
Wesley messes with nanites
And creates a race

The Ensigns of Command
Data, evicting
Colonists retaliate
Smarter phaser wins

The Bonding
Marla Aster dies
Jeremy, Worf light candles
Then he vanishes

The Vengeance Factor
Riker meets Yuta
Yuta is long-lived assassin
And she's vaporized

The Hunted
Alien Rambo comes
Wild chase on the Enterprise
And a world changes

Deja Q
Q says "Red Alert"
He is now fully human
And Guinan sticks him

The Offspring
Data builds a kid
She faces some growing pains
Then sadly expires

Sins of the Father
Worf has a brother
Picard fights with assassins
Klingon hate circle

The Best of Both Worlds
Riker won't move on
Borg ace Shelby wants his job
Enter Locutus
 
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Season 4 (Part 1)

BoBW 2
:
Worf fires... and nothing.
Federation fleet goes boom.
Then Borg take a nap.

Family:
Picard mud wrestles
Worf spends time with mom and dad
Wesley gets closure

Remember Me:
Whole crew vanishes
Weird space holes keep opening
Run, Beverly, run!

Legacy:
Meet Tasha's sister
She and Data work together
But it was a trick.

Reunion:
Kheylar has a kid
Duras kills her with a knife
Very big mistake.

Future Imperfect
It's been sixteen years
Riker's captain and a dad
Nope, it's all a fake

The Loss
Troi loses powers
While some 2-D space lemmings
Float the ship along.
 
Jeffries Tubes not wide
But where much action takes place
Scotty makes repairs
 
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