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Particularly here; so
Little has changed
Particularly here; so
Little has changed
Star Trek Haiku
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I should have been specific. That's Spock talking about the Enterprise.
Thank you for that Post
I was kinda wondering
Hoped I did not miss Post -ku
Season 4, part 2 of 3
Data's Day
Data goes dancing
Vulcan transporter mishap
Some days, bear gets you
Devil's Due
Thousand years are up
Con artist takes advantage
Picard is Fek'lar
Clues
Unforeseen wormhole
Many unexpected things
Data obfuscates
First Contact
Folks about to warp
Awkward secret gets revealed
Kinky alien sex
Galaxy's Child
Geordi gets horny
Gaslights gorgeous engineer
While evicting slug
Night Terrors
Look, it's flying Troi
Dead people should not sit up
A Hydrogen bomb
The Nth Degree
Barclay's brain gets zapped
Look at all the stuff he does!
Including transwarp.
Data's Day
Data goes dancing
Vulcan transporter mishap
Some days, bear gets you
Devil's Due
Thousand years are up
Con artist takes advantage
Picard is Fek'lar
Clues
Unforeseen wormhole
Many unexpected things
Data obfuscates
First Contact
Folks about to warp
Awkward secret gets revealed
Kinky alien sex
Galaxy's Child
Geordi gets horny
Gaslights gorgeous engineer
While evicting slug
Night Terrors
Look, it's flying Troi
Dead people should not sit up
A Hydrogen bomb
The Nth Degree
Barclay's brain gets zapped
Look at all the stuff he does!
Including transwarp.
Space, the last frontier
Where it all began as well
So also the first.
There's nothing out there.
Everything is in space,
Literally all
(From Rick & Morty)
-Will
Where it all began as well
So also the first.
There's nothing out there.
Everything is in space,
Literally all
(From Rick & Morty)
-Will
Asleep in darkness
Red lights; rude awakening
Duty calls all hours
Red lights; rude awakening
Duty calls all hours
Spock fights for command.
Bones hates his logic, man dead.
Scotty keeps it real.
(S1-E16 TOS)
-Will
Bones hates his logic, man dead.
Scotty keeps it real.
(S1-E16 TOS)
-Will
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Central to the bridge
Who sits here makes the tough calls
Not without regrets
Who sits here makes the tough calls
Not without regrets
Q-pid:
Q and Vash return
Worf is not a merry man
Geordi's lute goes smash
The Drumhead
Explosion on board
Witch hunt on the Enterprise
Don't mess with Picard
Half a Life
Lwaxana returns
Planetary genocide
Kid kills her own dad
The Host
Odan shags the Doc
Then his host body bites it
Riker gets a turn
In Theory
Woman on rebound
Develops hots for Data
It does not end well
Q and Vash return
Worf is not a merry man
Geordi's lute goes smash
The Drumhead
Explosion on board
Witch hunt on the Enterprise
Don't mess with Picard
Half a Life
Lwaxana returns
Planetary genocide
Kid kills her own dad
The Host
Odan shags the Doc
Then his host body bites it
Riker gets a turn
In Theory
Woman on rebound
Develops hots for Data
It does not end well
On to S5...
Darmok
Darmok and Jalad
Battling Tanagra's beast
Shaka, the walls fall
Ensign Ro
Feisty but troubled
Ensign Ro befriends Guinan
Picard is impressed
Silicon Avatar
Crystal Entity
Decimates a biosphere
And then, sonic smash
The Game
Horny Riker plays game
Then whole crew gets played by it
Data pulls the plug
Unification
Sarek meets his end
Spock helps Romulan dissidents
And Sela gets pinched
Darmok
Darmok and Jalad
Battling Tanagra's beast
Shaka, the walls fall
Ensign Ro
Feisty but troubled
Ensign Ro befriends Guinan
Picard is impressed
Silicon Avatar
Crystal Entity
Decimates a biosphere
And then, sonic smash
The Game
Horny Riker plays game
Then whole crew gets played by it
Data pulls the plug
Unification
Sarek meets his end
Spock helps Romulan dissidents
And Sela gets pinched
Elusive quarry
Significance in the stars
Vast, yet I am small
Significance in the stars
Vast, yet I am small
S5 continues... and hey, I've got three more Berman Treks to mess with after!
A Matter of Time:
Time traveling bozo
Says he's a historian
He's not what he seems
New Ground
Worf's abandoned kid
Mom comes, drops him in Worf's lap
Agony ensues
Hero Worship:
Vico gets smashed up
Sole traumatized survivor
Thinks Data's awesome
Conundrum:
Memories erased
Worf plays captain for awhile
Riker plays with Ro
Ethics:
Worf's back gets a crack
Only way to save his life
Is bad medicine
The Outcast:
Riker falls in love
But she gets her mind messed up
And loves Big Brother
Cause and Effect:
Enterprise goes boom
Enterprise goes boom again
Boom and boom and boom
The First Duty:
Flying accident
Wes is lying, Picard knows
Nick Lacarno's toast
The Perfect Mate:
Problem Ferengi
Metamorph emerges early
Result is tragic
The Next Phase
Phasing accident
Ro thinks she's become a ghost
Geordi's skeptical.
The Inner Light
Odd probe zaps Picard
Years spent in a dying world
Lonely flute solo
A Matter of Time:
Time traveling bozo
Says he's a historian
He's not what he seems
New Ground
Worf's abandoned kid
Mom comes, drops him in Worf's lap
Agony ensues
Hero Worship:
Vico gets smashed up
Sole traumatized survivor
Thinks Data's awesome
Conundrum:
Memories erased
Worf plays captain for awhile
Riker plays with Ro
Ethics:
Worf's back gets a crack
Only way to save his life
Is bad medicine
The Outcast:
Riker falls in love
But she gets her mind messed up
And loves Big Brother
Cause and Effect:
Enterprise goes boom
Enterprise goes boom again
Boom and boom and boom
The First Duty:
Flying accident
Wes is lying, Picard knows
Nick Lacarno's toast
The Perfect Mate:
Problem Ferengi
Metamorph emerges early
Result is tragic
The Next Phase
Phasing accident
Ro thinks she's become a ghost
Geordi's skeptical.
The Inner Light
Odd probe zaps Picard
Years spent in a dying world
Lonely flute solo
Season 6...
Time's Arrow:
Data's head is found
Does this mean he's doomed to die?
No, just an old head
Realm of Fear:
Barclay hates beaming
He sees odd things when he does
Turns out they're people.
Man of the People:
Alcar's mother dies
Troi starts aging super fast
Then it's Alcar's turn.
Relics:
Big, big ball in space
Scotty's hidden in the beam
A man out of time.
Schisms:
Will's sleeping badly
Worf hates scissors, Data's gone
We've been here before
Time's Arrow:
Data's head is found
Does this mean he's doomed to die?
No, just an old head
Realm of Fear:
Barclay hates beaming
He sees odd things when he does
Turns out they're people.
Man of the People:
Alcar's mother dies
Troi starts aging super fast
Then it's Alcar's turn.
Relics:
Big, big ball in space
Scotty's hidden in the beam
A man out of time.
Schisms:
Will's sleeping badly
Worf hates scissors, Data's gone
We've been here before
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