Notes as I watch the second episode:
* Starting off good. Oh wait, no, this is an advertisement for Fleet Command
* Crash landing! Get that action out of the way early.
* Ow... there goes Detmer's back.
* Oh, she's fine. Round of applause for everyone. Err... maybe not. Definitely not.
* Commander Georgiou probably won't be taking too kindly to being sidelined by Commander (soon-to-be Captain) Saru
* Don't know when you are? C'mon Tilly & Culber, do some quantum dating.
* Get back to work, Culber. Also, I get it. Detmer is not fine.
* Language, Tilly! Also, Nhan is an engineer again. There goes my "she was always a security chief, just pretending to be an engineer" theory. Unless Saru is still convinced.
* Yes, Reno, I gather your back hurts. That's your defining character trait now.
* Gene the Hazmat guy cleaning up Leland's bits and pieces is probably the fourth or fifth character named after Gene Roddenberry.
* So, Saru is carrying on the 23rd century custom of a Captain abandoning ship to go on a very dangerous landing party. Who's in charge? Rhys? I expect pieces of him will be on Georgiou's shoe when they return.
* "First Contact" - cut to commercial break ("Vote No on the Politician's Tax Hike Amendment!" "Vote Yes on the Fair Tax Amendment!")
* Nhan/Georgiou shippers, to your stations! Scratch that... Linus/Georgiou shippers to your...
* Tilly has way too much hair. I don't know why I'm noting this now. It just seems unruly.
* Are they on Coridan? The answer is No, but they are Coridans.
* "We have dilithium" - I think she broke Saru's makeshift temporal prime directive just now.
* "Send in Airiam 3.0, I mean Nilsson"
* "Maybe I'm Starfleet material" - Maybe you won't survive the episode.
* Showdown at the Colony Corral. RIP Kal (he hasn't died yet, I'm just going to copy-and-paste that soon when it happens, after my video stops buffering).
* And then... oh, hold on... "RIP Kal"
* Anyway, they figured out about them as time travelers. I'm liking this Zara fellow. He doesn't pull his punches.
* Tellarite Exchange. "V'draysh Captain". So, they're all speaking "the Common tongue" (except for the ones speaking Pidgin) and not whatever with a Universal Tongue? Eh...
* 150 Units... Why do I have a feeling that Saru doesn't know what a unit is?
* "Okay, sweetheart?" - Uh oh, Zara is being sexist. Guys, I don't think he's going to be our newest long-term cast member, sadly.
* Okay, Zara is shooting Space Hitler with a Space Stun Gun. I guess he's a good guy again. Too bad the show likes Space Hitler better.
* Nice Kano neck snap. That guy was on your side a minute ago, Philippa. But, oh well, he was a nameless goon, I guess.
* I think I have some parasitic ice in my fridge. It infects all my ice cream, eventually.
* I don't know what the heck Paul is doing? Don't they have robots for that kind of stuff.
* Zara: "I am ordering you to shoot them, and not me, by threatening your family and livelihood even though you can clearly just shoot me instead and keep them alive and also not suffer to be under a protection racket again."
* Saru: "We won't kill him. You can though."
* Coridan: "I won't kill him. It's the Starfleet way. Now, Zara, go out into the wilderness with no way to survive and clearly be killed by parasitic ice creatures. Here's a glass of water."
* Saru: "We have no choice but to lift off in this precarious situation. Let's break clear of the ice and crash land a few hundred kilometers to the east. Maybe, if we're lucky, we'll aim for the equator."
* Cliffhanger Michael with the long-hair. One year out. She'll always be a year older than them now. Welcome to 3189.
ETA:
* "Ensign Hazmat" - even the credits forgot his name is Gene.