26 ways to kill a redshirt!
A.) Anabaj adoration.
B.) Brutally Buggered to death by Bigfoot.
C.)
D.) Deadly virus (the kind that kills you in a couple of minutes) given by a nasty augment.
E.) Eaten by Orson Welles.
F.) Failed to watch out when someone yelled "Watch out!".
G.) Gang banged to death by gang bangers.
H.)
I.) Intoxicated (because of that Star Trek thing that makes you drunk, I forgot what they called it) and opened an airlock.
J.) Jefferies Tube Horta Homocide.
K.)
L.) Looked for par'mach in the wrong place.
M.) Mugato venom.
N.) Nonconsensual cliff diving
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.) Polywater-induced pleasuring from an inexplicably drunk android who doesn't know his own strength.
Q.) Q murdered one via pig monster. To prove humanity is savage or something.
R.) Riley sang the Kathleen song over the intercom once too many times.
S.) Squashed by morbidly obese Scotty.
T.) Testicular cancer.
U.) Undress him. He's wearing red underwear. He had it coming.
V.) Valeris shot them in the back.
W.)
X.) X marked the spot. Spot was not pleased and took it out on a random redshirt.
Y.) Yellow shirt ducked and he took the shot instead.
Z.) Zorro ran a sword through them mistaking them for one of his foes after a time-travel incident, as well as a fictional cross-over, threw them accidentally in his path...
A.) Anabaj adoration.
B.) Brutally Buggered to death by Bigfoot.
C.)
D.) Deadly virus (the kind that kills you in a couple of minutes) given by a nasty augment.
E.) Eaten by Orson Welles.
F.) Failed to watch out when someone yelled "Watch out!".
G.) Gang banged to death by gang bangers.
H.)
I.) Intoxicated (because of that Star Trek thing that makes you drunk, I forgot what they called it) and opened an airlock.
J.) Jefferies Tube Horta Homocide.
K.)
L.) Looked for par'mach in the wrong place.
M.) Mugato venom.
N.) Nonconsensual cliff diving
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.) Polywater-induced pleasuring from an inexplicably drunk android who doesn't know his own strength.
Q.) Q murdered one via pig monster. To prove humanity is savage or something.
R.) Riley sang the Kathleen song over the intercom once too many times.
S.) Squashed by morbidly obese Scotty.
T.) Testicular cancer.
U.) Undress him. He's wearing red underwear. He had it coming.
V.) Valeris shot them in the back.
W.)
X.) X marked the spot. Spot was not pleased and took it out on a random redshirt.
Y.) Yellow shirt ducked and he took the shot instead.
Z.) Zorro ran a sword through them mistaking them for one of his foes after a time-travel incident, as well as a fictional cross-over, threw them accidentally in his path...
