Star Trek A to Z

[antinoos]

26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.)
B.)
C.)
D.)
E.)
F.)
G.)
H.)
I.)
J.)
K.)
L.)
M.)
N.)
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.)
Q.)
R.)
S.)
T.)
U.) Undress him. He's wearing red underwear. He had it coming.
V.)
W.)
X.)
Y.)
Z.)

 

[Tim Thomason]

26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Anabaj adoration
B.)
C.)
D.)
E.)
F.)
G.)
H.)
I.)
J.)
K.)
L.)
M.)
N.)
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.)
Q.)
R.)
S.)
T.)
U.) Undress him. He's wearing red underwear. He had it coming.
V.)
W.)
X.)
Y.)
Z.)

 

[Orac]

26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Anabaj adoration.
B.)
C.)
D.)
E.)
F.)
G.)
H.)
I.)
J.)
K.)
L.)
M.)
N.)
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.)
Q.)
R.)
S.) Squashed by morbidly obese Scotty.
T.)
U.) Undress him. He's wearing red underwear. He had it coming.
V.)
W.)
X.)
Y.)
Z.)

 

[AresB]

26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Anabaj adoration.
B.)
C.)
D.)
E.)
F.)
G.)
H.)
I.)
J.)
K.)
L.) Looked for par'mach in the wrong place.
M.)
N.)
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.)
Q.)
R.)
S.) Squashed by morbidly obese Scotty.
T.)
U.) Undress him. He's wearing red underwear. He had it coming.
V.)
W.)
X.)
Y.)
Z.)

 

[Orac]

26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Anabaj adoration.
B.) Brutally Buggered to death by Bigfoot.
C.)
D.)
E.)
F.)
G.)
H.)
I.)
J.)
K.)
L.) Looked for par'mach in the wrong place.
M.)
N.)
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.)
Q.)
R.)
S.) Squashed by morbidly obese Scotty.
T.)
U.) Undress him. He's wearing red underwear. He had it coming.
V.)
W.)
X.)
Y.)
Z.)

 

[Discofan]

26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Anabaj adoration.
B.) Brutally Buggered to death by Bigfoot.
C.)
D.)
E.)
F.)
G.)
H.)
I.) Intoxicated (because of that Star Trek thing that makes you drunk, I forgot what they called it) and opened an airlock.
J.)
K.)
L.) Looked for par'mach in the wrong place.
M.)
N.)
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.)
Q.)
R.)
S.) Squashed by morbidly obese Scotty.
T.)
U.) Undress him. He's wearing red underwear. He had it coming.
V.)
W.)
X.)
Y.)
Z.)

 

[Orac]

26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Anabaj adoration.
B.) Brutally Buggered to death by Bigfoot.
C.)
D.)
E.)
F.)
G.)
H.)
I.) Intoxicated (because of that Star Trek thing that makes you drunk, I forgot what they called it) and opened an airlock.
J.)
K.)
L.) Looked for par'mach in the wrong place.
M.)
N.)
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.)
Q.)
R.)
S.) Squashed by morbidly obese Scotty.
T.)
U.) Undress him. He's wearing red underwear. He had it coming.
V.) Valeris shot them in the back.
W.)
X.)
Y.)
Z.)

 

[Tim Thomason]

26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Anabaj adoration.
B.) Brutally Buggered to death by Bigfoot.
C.)
D.)
E.)
F.)
G.)
H.)
I.) Intoxicated (because of that Star Trek thing that makes you drunk, I forgot what they called it) and opened an airlock.
J.)
K.)
L.) Looked for par'mach in the wrong place.
M.)
N.)
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.) Polywater-induced pleasuring from an inexplicably drunk android who doesn't know his own strength.
Q.)
R.)
S.) Squashed by morbidly obese Scotty.
T.)
U.) Undress him. He's wearing red underwear. He had it coming.
V.) Valeris shot them in the back.
W.)
X.)
Y.)
Z.)

 

[Orac]

26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Anabaj adoration.
B.) Brutally Buggered to death by Bigfoot.
C.)
D.)
E.)
F.)
G.)
H.)
I.) Intoxicated (because of that Star Trek thing that makes you drunk, I forgot what they called it) and opened an airlock.
J.)
K.)
L.) Looked for par'mach in the wrong place.
M.) Mugato venom.
N.)
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.) Polywater-induced pleasuring from an inexplicably drunk android who doesn't know his own strength.
Q.)
R.)
S.) Squashed by morbidly obese Scotty.
T.)
U.) Undress him. He's wearing red underwear. He had it coming.
V.) Valeris shot them in the back.
W.)
X.)
Y.)
Z.)

 

[AresB]

26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Anabaj adoration.
B.) Brutally Buggered to death by Bigfoot.
C.)
D.)
E.)
F.)
G.)
H.)
I.) Intoxicated (because of that Star Trek thing that makes you drunk, I forgot what they called it) and opened an airlock.
J.)
K.)
L.) Looked for par'mach in the wrong place.
M.) Mugato venom.
N.)
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.) Polywater-induced pleasuring from an inexplicably drunk android who doesn't know his own strength.
Q.)
R.) Riley sang the Kathleen song over the intercom once too many times.
S.) Squashed by morbidly obese Scotty.
T.)
U.) Undress him. He's wearing red underwear. He had it coming.
V.) Valeris shot them in the back.
W.)
X.)
Y.)
Z.)

 

[Orac]

26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Anabaj adoration.
B.) Brutally Buggered to death by Bigfoot.
C.)
D.)
E.)
F.)
G.) Gang banged to death by gang bangers.
H.)
I.) Intoxicated (because of that Star Trek thing that makes you drunk, I forgot what they called it) and opened an airlock.
J.)
K.)
L.) Looked for par'mach in the wrong place.
M.) Mugato venom.
N.)
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.) Polywater-induced pleasuring from an inexplicably drunk android who doesn't know his own strength.
Q.)
R.) Riley sang the Kathleen song over the intercom once too many times.
S.) Squashed by morbidly obese Scotty.
T.)
U.) Undress him. He's wearing red underwear. He had it coming.
V.) Valeris shot them in the back.
W.)
X.)
Y.)
Z.)

 

[Discofan]

26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Anabaj adoration.
B.) Brutally Buggered to death by Bigfoot.
C.)
D.) Deadly virus (the kind that kills you in a couple of minutes) given by a nasty augment.
E.)
F.)
G.) Gang banged to death by gang bangers.
H.)
I.) Intoxicated (because of that Star Trek thing that makes you drunk, I forgot what they called it) and opened an airlock.
J.)
K.)
L.) Looked for par'mach in the wrong place.
M.) Mugato venom.
N.)
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.) Polywater-induced pleasuring from an inexplicably drunk android who doesn't know his own strength.
Q.)
R.) Riley sang the Kathleen song over the intercom once too many times.
S.) Squashed by morbidly obese Scotty.
T.)
U.) Undress him. He's wearing red underwear. He had it coming.
V.) Valeris shot them in the back.
W.)
X.)
Y.)
Z.)

 

[Tim Thomason]

826 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Anabaj adoration.
B.) Brutally Buggered to death by Bigfoot.
C.)
D.) Deadly virus (the kind that kills you in a couple of minutes) given by a nasty augment.
E.)
F.)
G.) Gang banged to death by gang bangers.
H.)
I.) Intoxicated (because of that Star Trek thing that makes you drunk, I forgot what they called it) and opened an airlock.
J.)
K.)
L.) Looked for par'mach in the wrong place.
M.) Mugato venom.
N.)
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.) Polywater-induced pleasuring from an inexplicably drunk android who doesn't know his own strength.
Q.) Q murdered one via pig monster. To prove humanity is savage or something.
R.) Riley sang the Kathleen song over the intercom once too many times.
S.) Squashed by morbidly obese Scotty.
T.)
U.) Undress him. He's wearing red underwear. He had it coming.
V.) Valeris shot them in the back.
W.)
X.)
Y.)
Z.)

 

[Discofan]

26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Anabaj adoration.
B.) Brutally Buggered to death by Bigfoot.
C.)
D.) Deadly virus (the kind that kills you in a couple of minutes) given by a nasty augment.
E.)
F.)
G.) Gang banged to death by gang bangers.
H.)
I.) Intoxicated (because of that Star Trek thing that makes you drunk, I forgot what they called it) and opened an airlock.
J.)
K.)
L.) Looked for par'mach in the wrong place.
M.) Mugato venom.
N.)
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.) Polywater-induced pleasuring from an inexplicably drunk android who doesn't know his own strength.
Q.) Q murdered one via pig monster. To prove humanity is savage or something.
R.) Riley sang the Kathleen song over the intercom once too many times.
S.) Squashed by morbidly obese Scotty.
T.)
U.) Undress him. He's wearing red underwear. He had it coming.
V.) Valeris shot them in the back.
W.)
X.)
Y.) Yellow shirt ducked and he took the shot instead.
Z.)

 

[Orac]

26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Anabaj adoration.
B.) Brutally Buggered to death by Bigfoot.
C.)
D.) Deadly virus (the kind that kills you in a couple of minutes) given by a nasty augment.
E.)
F.)
G.) Gang banged to death by gang bangers.
H.)
I.) Intoxicated (because of that Star Trek thing that makes you drunk, I forgot what they called it) and opened an airlock.
J.)
K.)
L.) Looked for par'mach in the wrong place.
M.) Mugato venom.
N.)
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.) Polywater-induced pleasuring from an inexplicably drunk android who doesn't know his own strength.
Q.) Q murdered one via pig monster. To prove humanity is savage or something.
R.) Riley sang the Kathleen song over the intercom once too many times.
S.) Squashed by morbidly obese Scotty.
T.) Testicular cancer.
U.) Undress him. He's wearing red underwear. He had it coming.
V.) Valeris shot them in the back.
W.)
X.)
Y.) Yellow shirt ducked and he took the shot instead.
Z.)

 

[Tim Thomason]

26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Anabaj adoration.
B.) Brutally Buggered to death by Bigfoot.
C.)
D.) Deadly virus (the kind that kills you in a couple of minutes) given by a nasty augment.
E.)
F.)
G.) Gang banged to death by gang bangers.
H.)
I.) Intoxicated (because of that Star Trek thing that makes you drunk, I forgot what they called it) and opened an airlock.
J.)
K.)
L.) Looked for par'mach in the wrong place.
M.) Mugato venom.
N.) Nonconsensual cliff diving
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.) Polywater-induced pleasuring from an inexplicably drunk android who doesn't know his own strength.
Q.) Q murdered one via pig monster. To prove humanity is savage or something.
R.) Riley sang the Kathleen song over the intercom once too many times.
S.) Squashed by morbidly obese Scotty.
T.) Testicular cancer.
U.) Undress him. He's wearing red underwear. He had it coming.
V.) Valeris shot them in the back.
W.)
X.)
Y.) Yellow shirt ducked and he took the shot instead.
Z.)

 

[AresB]

26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Anabaj adoration.
B.) Brutally Buggered to death by Bigfoot.
C.)
D.) Deadly virus (the kind that kills you in a couple of minutes) given by a nasty augment.
E.)
F.)
G.) Gang banged to death by gang bangers.
H.)
I.) Intoxicated (because of that Star Trek thing that makes you drunk, I forgot what they called it) and opened an airlock.
J.)
K.)
L.) Looked for par'mach in the wrong place.
M.) Mugato venom.
N.) Nonconsensual cliff diving
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.) Polywater-induced pleasuring from an inexplicably drunk android who doesn't know his own strength.
Q.) Q murdered one via pig monster. To prove humanity is savage or something.
R.) Riley sang the Kathleen song over the intercom once too many times.
S.) Squashed by morbidly obese Scotty.
T.) Testicular cancer.
U.) Undress him. He's wearing red underwear. He had it coming.
V.) Valeris shot them in the back.
W.)
X.) X marked the spot. Spot was not pleased and took it out on a random redshirt.
Y.) Yellow shirt ducked and he took the shot instead.
Z.)

 

[Orac]

26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Anabaj adoration.
B.) Brutally Buggered to death by Bigfoot.
C.)
D.) Deadly virus (the kind that kills you in a couple of minutes) given by a nasty augment.
E.) Eaten by Orson Welles.
F.)
G.) Gang banged to death by gang bangers.
H.)
I.) Intoxicated (because of that Star Trek thing that makes you drunk, I forgot what they called it) and opened an airlock.
J.)
K.)
L.) Looked for par'mach in the wrong place.
M.) Mugato venom.
N.) Nonconsensual cliff diving
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.) Polywater-induced pleasuring from an inexplicably drunk android who doesn't know his own strength.
Q.) Q murdered one via pig monster. To prove humanity is savage or something.
R.) Riley sang the Kathleen song over the intercom once too many times.
S.) Squashed by morbidly obese Scotty.
T.) Testicular cancer.
U.) Undress him. He's wearing red underwear. He had it coming.
V.) Valeris shot them in the back.
W.)
X.) X marked the spot. Spot was not pleased and took it out on a random redshirt.
Y.) Yellow shirt ducked and he took the shot instead.
Z.)

 

[Discofan]

26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Anabaj adoration.
B.) Brutally Buggered to death by Bigfoot.
C.)
D.) Deadly virus (the kind that kills you in a couple of minutes) given by a nasty augment.
E.) Eaten by Orson Welles.
F.) Failed to watch out when someone yelled "Watch out!".
G.) Gang banged to death by gang bangers.
H.)
I.) Intoxicated (because of that Star Trek thing that makes you drunk, I forgot what they called it) and opened an airlock.
J.)
K.)
L.) Looked for par'mach in the wrong place.
M.) Mugato venom.
N.) Nonconsensual cliff diving
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.) Polywater-induced pleasuring from an inexplicably drunk android who doesn't know his own strength.
Q.) Q murdered one via pig monster. To prove humanity is savage or something.
R.) Riley sang the Kathleen song over the intercom once too many times.
S.) Squashed by morbidly obese Scotty.
T.) Testicular cancer.
U.) Undress him. He's wearing red underwear. He had it coming.
V.) Valeris shot them in the back.
W.)
X.) X marked the spot. Spot was not pleased and took it out on a random redshirt.
Y.) Yellow shirt ducked and he took the shot instead.
Z.)

 

[Tenacity]

26 ways to kill a redshirt!

A.) Anabaj adoration.
B.) Brutally Buggered to death by Bigfoot.
C.)
D.) Deadly virus (the kind that kills you in a couple of minutes) given by a nasty augment.
E.) Eaten by Orson Welles.
F.)
G.) Gang banged to death by gang bangers.
H.)
I.) Intoxicated (because of that Star Trek thing that makes you drunk, I forgot what they called it) and opened an airlock.
J.) Jefferies Tube Horta Homocide.
K.)
L.) Looked for par'mach in the wrong place.
M.) Mugato venom.
N.) Nonconsensual cliff diving
O.) Ordered to pick up bones by Neelix, right in front of a suspicious-looking hole.
P.) Polywater-induced pleasuring from an inexplicably drunk android who doesn't know his own strength.
Q.) Q murdered one via pig monster. To prove humanity is savage or something.
R.) Riley sang the Kathleen song over the intercom once too many times.
S.) Squashed by morbidly obese Scotty.
T.) Testicular cancer.
U.) Undress him. He's wearing red underwear. He had it coming.
V.) Valeris shot them in the back.
W.)
X.) X marked the spot. Spot was not pleased and took it out on a random redshirt.
Y.) Yellow shirt ducked and he took the shot instead.
Z.)