A is for the Alpha Quadrant. The best of all the Quadrants. Arguably.
B is for Beta Quadrant. The best of all the Quadrants. By some estimates.
C is for the Center of the Galaxy, where all the Quadrants meet and is therefore the best place. Supposedly.
D is for Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
E is for the Elway theorem.
F is for Flatulent Federation diplomats.
G is for Gamma Quadrant. The best of all the Quadrants. According to the Founders. They're also giggling at Delta Quadrant, which was omitted from this round.
H is for Harumph!
I is for ice cream. Troi loves chocolate ice cream. She loves it when it's with chocolate chips and chocolate fudge since skunkweed flavor was unavailable.
J is for Jayden, aka Iceman, aka almost ruled a toaster, aka having an infamous evil twin brother, aka having a second dumb as shit brother, aka Commander Data.
K is for Klingon bastards!
L is for L'rell, whom the Klingon bastards call Mother.
M is for Mother the title that L'rell has given herself.
N is for nuqneH, said the Klingon bastard.
O is for omega particle, which you must never ever try to make
P is for Positronic brains.
Q is for Quantum technobabble which is much like ordinary technobabble except for the word quantum which is added every other word.
R is for the Rage Virus. Cured by spider cow slime.
S is for Sisters, they sometimes appear unexpectedly.
T is for Tuesday, busy day in shipyards.
