A is for The Antedians, ugly bags of mostly garbage...
B is for Bigotry. Kirk wants you to leave it in your quarters.
C is for Cats, Data has the most remarkable one.
D is for the Dancing Doctor.
E is for The Enterprise!
F is for the Followers of Surak.
G is for Garish clothes, Something Garak hates.
H is for Harry Kim's outstanding career in the Delta Quadrant. He even had nightshift command.
I is for Isolinear chips.
J is for Lt. Jackson, killed by a curse on Pyris VII. But he wasn't even wearing a red shirt!
K is for Kirk's sex appeal.
L is for Luma, an Eymorg with the mind of a child.
M is for Martok.
N is for Nero, a particularly troubled Romulan.
O is for the Obsidian Order, Garak was a member of it for a time.
P is for Pel, a Ferengi waiter who had a crush on Quark.
Q is for Quark, a Ferengi bartender who was the object of Pel's affection.
R is for Riker, Picard called him number one, Jellico treated him like number two.
S is for Sito Jaxa, a starfleet ensign who gave her life in the line of duty.
T is for Tarantula, Miles O'Brien had one as a pet.
U is for Ugly Bags of Mostly Water.
V is for Vash, she was with Picard, then with Q.
W is for William Shatner's skill as a thespian.
X is for Xenomorphs, they kill people!!!
B is for Bigotry. Kirk wants you to leave it in your quarters.
C is for Cats, Data has the most remarkable one.
D is for the Dancing Doctor.
E is for The Enterprise!
F is for the Followers of Surak.
G is for Garish clothes, Something Garak hates.
H is for Harry Kim's outstanding career in the Delta Quadrant. He even had nightshift command.
I is for Isolinear chips.
J is for Lt. Jackson, killed by a curse on Pyris VII. But he wasn't even wearing a red shirt!
K is for Kirk's sex appeal.
L is for Luma, an Eymorg with the mind of a child.
M is for Martok.
N is for Nero, a particularly troubled Romulan.
O is for the Obsidian Order, Garak was a member of it for a time.
P is for Pel, a Ferengi waiter who had a crush on Quark.
Q is for Quark, a Ferengi bartender who was the object of Pel's affection.
R is for Riker, Picard called him number one, Jellico treated him like number two.
S is for Sito Jaxa, a starfleet ensign who gave her life in the line of duty.
T is for Tarantula, Miles O'Brien had one as a pet.
U is for Ugly Bags of Mostly Water.
V is for Vash, she was with Picard, then with Q.
W is for William Shatner's skill as a thespian.
X is for Xenomorphs, they kill people!!!