A is for Arthur Coleman, doctor, aide with benefits to Dr. Janice Lester. B is for Bolarus. Home world of blue Bolians. C is for Capella IV. D is for Double Dumbass on you. E is for the Enterprise-D. She existed for less than a decade but was one of the most famous and accomplished starships to ever bear the name. F is for Ferris, the Galactic High Commissioner. G is for Gorn territorial claims along their border with the Federation. H is for Hirogen. Don't get caught in their cross hairs. I is for I... have HAD... enough of YOU! J is for Jake Sisko. K is for KHAAAAAANNNNNN! L is for Leonard James Akaar. M is for Marplon, one of the leaders of the underground resistance against the rule of Landru on planet Beta III. N is for Nausicaans, some pretty tough hombres. O is for O'Briens moobs. P is for Pakled pudginess. Q is for Quantum Slipper-Stream Drive R is for Running unconvincingly down corridors under superimposed footage of fiery destruction, as performed by Bele and Lokai.