A is for the Altair system, which was recovering from the effects of a recent interstellar war at the time of Spock's pon farr incident in 2267. B is for Beta Stromgren system. Where sentient space ships go to die. C is for the Camus system. Where ancient life-energy transference technology was uncovered during an archaeological dig. D is for Data, you know, my drunk avatar. E is for Erections caused by Jeri Ryan. F is for Ferengi Salvage Code, which was used in 2369 during a failed attempt to lay claim to and seize control of the Enterprise-D. G is for God Slayer. One of Jim Kirk's handles. H is for Hew-mon, the Ferengi pronunciation for natives of Earth ever since the unofficial first contact between the two species in the year 2151. I is for Ice-cold Vulcan temperament. J is for John Harriman, captain of the Enterprise-B at the time of its launch in late 2293. K is for Kronos One. L is for the Last outpost of the extinct Tkon Empire. M is for Malon love-handles. N is for Nausicaan piracy, a problem across multiple centuries. O is for O'Briens moobs. P is for Pyrithean bats. Q is for Quasar-like phenomenon.