A is for Andorian Ale. B is for Bolian tongue cartilage. C is for Christopher Pike. D is for Deanna Troi. E is for Elim Garak. F is for Ferengi Grand Proxy, the official representative of the Grand Nagus in situations where he himself cannot be present. G is for Galaxy-class starship. H is for Henry Archer. I is for Indri VIII. J is for Jerry-rigging the transporter to do all sorts of weird and wild things. K is for Klingons. Fiercest warriors of the Galaxy. Who flee at the sight of a tribble. And a shower. L is for Lurians. Morn of Quark's Bar was one. M is for Morn. He was a Lurian. N is for Nyberrite ships. They were always looking for good officers. O is for the Orb of Wisdom. I know of some politicians that really need it. P is for Pyrithean bat. Q is for Quantum Slopstream Drive. R is for Robert Fox, Federation ambassador assigned to deal with Eminiar VII. S is for Spock's pumpkin head. T is for T'Pol's fantastic abs. And her bumm. U is for Uttaberries. V is for Voyager 6. W is for Whisky. One of Scotty's favorite things. X is for Xindi Weapon. Like a miniature Death Star, only with lots of spinning and rotating components. Y is for Yellow Alert. Batten down the hatches! Wait...Did TOS have any hatches?