A is for Arturis of the Delta Quadrant. B is for Beta Stromgren. Where Gomtuu went to commit suicide. C is for Cyrus Redblock, archnemesis of Dixon Hill. D is for Double Dumbass on You, well crafted colorful metaphor. E is for the Enterprise-C. F is for Feringinar rainy seasons. Apparently they last year round. G is for Gary Mitchell. H is for Hardly Noticeable, as in Worf's Gorch I is for Ilia's accent. J is for Jumja Stick, sticky and sweet. K is for the Klingon D12 Bird-of-Prey, officially decommissioned around 2351 because of widespread defective plasma coils. L is for Ligonian deathmatch. M is for Mirror Universe, which is supposed to be an alternate universe, but their Captain O'Brien seems as nice as our Chief O'Brien. N is for Nanoprobe Injection Tubules. O is for Open Impulse Vent. Through which the cloud creature gained entry into the ship's ventilation system. So the ship's impulse engines are connected to the shipwide ventilation system? P is for Pakled pulchritude. Q is for Quark's... You should come, it's fun! R is for Romulan Ale....still illegal four or five years after the Federation and Romulans joined forces as allies in the Dominion War.