A is for the Alpha Cygnus star system. B is for Big Boobies. Uhura had 'em, so did Troi, 7 of 9 and T'Pol. C is for Canamar. D is for the D. The Enterprise-D. Looks like a gigantic warp paddle. E is for Enterprise-B. She'll be installed with all she needs. On Tuesday. F is for Federation Funny Farm. G is for the Gamelan sector. H is for Harriman, Captain of the Excelsior, er... I mean the Enterprise. I is for Izar, Federation colony world and home of Starfleet legend Captain Garth. J is for Junk. As in what's left of your ship after you let Counselor Troi drive. K is for Kling. L is for lateral sensor array. Online and scanning. Detecting large atmospheric disturbances nearby. (thunderstorms) M is for Miramanee. Impregnated by James R. Kirk N is for NONA! Who would have liked to be impregnated by James Kirk. O is for Omicron Theta. P is for PING! What one of Spock's machines does at his Science station. Especialy if he hits the wrong button at the wrong time. (See Monty Python) Q is for, well, Q. R is for Real. It's REAL!!! S is for Saturn's rings. T is for T'Pol's Tits. U is for Uhura's uniform. And her prominently displayed red underwear. Could accidentally trigger early puberty is some young boys. Thanks GR. V is for Valkris and her busty Klingon cleavage. W is for Warp Factor 13.