A is for Anon 7. Anon as in annoying B is for Ben, who helped tend bar in Ten Forward and liked making friends with junior officers. C is for Chuckles. If you have to ask. Leave immediately. D is for Deela, the hyperaccelerated Queen of the Scalosians. E is for Emergency Medical Hologram. F is for Ferengi dress codes. Men wore anything. Women wore nothing. G is for Gods. Mostly pretenders and wannabes. H is for Hikaru Sulu I is for Internal Security, handled in extreme cases by agents of Section 31. J is for Johnny Pikard. Pompous bald dude with squirelly accent. Says he's from France but sounds British. Must be on the lamb from someone. K is for Klingon L is for Laser Pistols. At least some Starfleet crews in the Prime timeline circa 2250 used them to great effect. M is for madman. "A madman got us into this. It's beginning to look like it will take a madman to get us out." N is for Nog. Do Ferengi have last names? O is for Optronic data relays. P is for Pon Farr, the Vulcan mating ritual. Q is for Quelling local uprisings. Klingons were very skilled at doing so - and brutally - on worlds they conquered and controlled. R is for Romulans. Their only worthwhile contribution to the galaxy was Romulan Ale. And maybe the cloaking device. S is for Starfleet Academy.