A is for Archer. Captain of the Enterprise. B is for Bottle of 2265 Dom Perignon. It was used to christen the new Enterprise-B in late 2293. C is for Crusher. D is for Deuterium injectors. E is for Evil transporter clones. F is for "Faaake!" Cisco knows what I mean. Starfleet doesn't lie my left buttcheek. G is for Grand Nagus Zek.. H is for Hair. Apparently ingesting pure latinum will cause you to loose your hair. I is for Iso-Modulator. Seven of Nine had her own. She claimed it was for correcting hull ablation, but who knows? J is for Jet Interceptor. Captain John Christopher of the U.S. Air Force flew one - an F-104 - in 1969. K is for Kirk. Captain of the Enterprise.