A is for androids. Some curvy and alluring. Some yellow and bookish. B is for Ben Finney. He used to be a great and fun guy, but he looked back on his career one day and just snapped. C is for the Crystaline Entity. Just think what it would have looked like with today's CGI. D is for Data's love-making techniques. E is for Eggs. Will Riker was pretty bad at cooking some of them. F is for Flint. You'd think someone his age would have learned how to control his temper. G is for Gaila. She was taken from us too soon. H is for Hot peppers. Kirk was supposed to pick up a shipment of some for a friend at the time of the Nancy Crater incident. I is for the ISS Enterprise. Our concubines are the best in the Empire. And the fittest. J is for the Jenolen. Scotty tried to hitch a ride on her when he retired, but wouldn't ya know it....it ran into a wee spot o' trouble. K is for Klingon bastards! L is for "LET THEM DIE!"