A is for Apollo.
B is for Brunt.
C is for Carl Spock.
D is for Diana Muldaur.
E is for Emony Dax.
F is for Faruis Prime
G is for Gommtuu
H is for Human.
I is for Ilia.
J is for Jennifer Sisko.
K is for Kurn
L is for La'an.
M is for Mudd, Harry Mudd. Harry is hairy, but when asked most people would say "Aren't we all?"
N is for Nero.
O is for Organians. As high above us on the evolutionary scale as we are above the amoeba.
P is for South Philly, where Frankie Eyes and Vick Fontaine are from.
Q is for "The Quality of Life", and is one of the few options other than "Q" for "Q"
R is for Robert Beltran.
S is for Brent Spiner.
T is for the Great Tribble Hunt.
U is for Nyota Uhura.
V is for Valeris. Traitor to the Federation!
W is for Venita Wolf, who played Yeoman Teresa Ross in "The Squire of Gothos" and looked lovely in a ball gown.
X is for Xindi.
Y is for Yar, either the Lieutenant, the Lieutenant's sister, or the famous Atari 2600 video game