A is for the Androids, they're actually glorified robots. B is for Breen, never turn your back on them C is for Clowns, One of them tortured Harry Kim. He was born of a collective fear of the real world. Odd fellow! D is for the Dosi. E is for an Emergent computer-based lifeform taking over the holodeck in an episode I still don't understand. F is for the Federation Funny Farm. G is for Gul Dukat, one of the deepest and interesting DS9 characters. H is for Homn, one of the shallowest and less interesting TNG characters. I is for I'M CAPTAIN KIRK! J is for Jim as in "He's dead, Jim" K is for KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!! L is for Laas M is for Minitunics N is for Nanites. O is for Organians. As high above us on the evolutionary scale as we are above the amoeba. P is for Pakleds. So low under us on the evolutionary scale that we're not sure they're sentient. Q is for the Q. Kinda weird that they're below the Pakleds, if only alphabetically. R is for Riker, he was a Q once, if only briefly. These people are weird! Riker refuses to be a Q, Picard to be immortal or young, Geordi doesn't like to have eyes... S is for Solok, a smug Vulcan.