(Iowa, young kirk is speeding away in a cherry red vintage car. Nokia phone rings)
(Grunny, I mean...) Stepfather: Hey are you out of your mind? That car is an antique. You think you can get away with this just 'cause your mother's off planet? You get your ass back home now! You live in my house, buddy. You live in my house and that's my car. You get one scratch on that car, and I'm gonna whip your...