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Star Trek (2009) Line-by-Line Version 2.0

Winona: (pushing) ARGGGGGGGGG!!!!!

(scene goes to montage over music of Winona giving birth and George and the Kelvin fighting the Narada)
 
(George manages to destroy the torpedoes of the Narada. Meanwhile...Winona goes into labor....)

(George stares at the screen for a moment...and hits a few controls, setting a collision course. The Kelvin fires up its engines--and, for the first time, we hear the cries of the newborn James T. Kirk....)

George: Wha--what is it?
 
George Kirk: I love you so much. I love you.....(George flies Kelvin into the Narada, is killed and the ship explodes into a huge fireball. Winona sees this through the window and cries. We see the escape pods against the fireball.....and

We go to the most awesome title card evah!)
 
(Iowa, young kirk is speeding away in a cherry red vintage car. Nokia phone rings)

(Grunny, I mean...) Stepfather: Hey are you out of your mind? That car is an antique. You think you can get away with this just 'cause your mother's off planet? You get your ass back home now! You live in my house, buddy. You live in my house and that's my car. You get one scratch on that car, and I'm gonna whip your...
 
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