No Way Home was... well, it was cinematic Esctasy, wasn't it? It was, for me, a lot like Steven Moffat's Doctor Who -- in the moment, it felt good, but it's insubstantial and when I started picking at it I started going, "What?" It's a competently made film that throws enough fanwank at you to overwhelm you into submission, and the plot is so amorphous that even an MFA student would say, "That's a bit too out there..."
Don't misunderstand. I enjoyed the film. Having rewatched the Raimi and Webb films in the last week, I got the callbacks because they were fresh in a way that the audience I saw it with yesterday clearly did not. But I also left the theater thinking that the script for Amazing 2 was better constructed than the script here.
I can easily imagine a rewrite that plants seeds for later payoffs and better addresses the key problem in the story -- Peter wants to cure the Ferocious Five of their afflictions, knowing that when they return to their worlds, they will (in at least three of the cases) die pretty horrible deaths. Frankly, a line of dialogue from Otto probably would have handled it; he knows it's tragic, he knows it's their fate, and yet he accepts that this is what needs to be done. "I once called my Peter 'brilliant but lazy,' but you, Peter, you're brilliant and far from lazy. It has been my pleasure to know you, however briefly, before I meet my fate," is probably a starting point.
I keep thinking of more interesting routes the film could have taken, like a post-credits scene in which Flint Marko, cured of being the Sandman, reunites with his daughter, calling back to his first scene in the film and paying off that thread from Spider-Man 3. I also thought it would have been cool if a character from one of the older universes could have remained in this universe, like Otto, who perhaps goes to work for Stark Industries or Horizon Labs -- and yes, I'm aware of the post-credits scene.
While much of the Dr. Strange material was interesting, I felt there was too much of it and, as imaginative as the Mirror Plane fight was, that's time that could have spent on better developing the returning characters and their arcs.
While JJJ has always been an asshole, I don't know that I've ever seen him portrayed as malevolent as he was here. Hunting down where Peter was holed up escalated the situation there, and who ordered the SWAT team and why were they on shoot-to-kill orders? Tobey's JJJ may have been a jerk, but it was clear that, deep down, he had a grudging respect for Spider-Man. Tom's JJJ is irredeemable -- and more of a monster than Spider-Man ever was.
Was Norman's "Green Goblin no more!" scene staged in the same alley where Peter had his "Spider-Man no more!" scene in Spider-Man 2? Or do all alleys in Manhattan look the same?
The conversation with Ned about how, in the other universes, Peter Parker has a best friend who turns villainous and tries to kill him seems pretty over-the-head for most people. I got it -- Ned becomes the Hobgoblin -- but I'm not sure anyone in my audience did.
There wasn't enough of New York as a character in this film for me. Also, adding Captain America's shield to the Statue of Liberty is really gross and even straight-up fascist, given that we just had an entire television series about what the shield means and how people interpret it as a symbol.
I seem nitpicky, and I suppose I am. No Way Home was okay, I liked it, and I wanted it to be better. B-, maybe.