Spoilers So if Sarek knows...

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Discovery' started by MikeS, Apr 24, 2019.

  1. ITDUDE

    ITDUDE Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Or....

    Step 1: Here are instructions how to capture a tardigrade. If you capture a baby, throw it back. You need an adult one.
    Step 2: Take a hypospray and extract some magic DNA
    Step 3: Release the tardigrade.
    Step 4: Stick that DNA into that Tom Paris character. He's supposed to be some hot shot pilot anyway, he'll be perfect for his. Also, his Admiral father approves ;)
    Step 5: See you at Poker next Tuesday
     
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  2. XCV330

    XCV330 A Being of Pure Caffeine Premium Member

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    Picard: And find a space dock. You'll need to modify your ship so it has a circular saucer that rotates around its central axis. That shovelhead is soo passe. Convert someone's living quarters to grow spores in. Your Neelix fellow doesn't seem to need any room and if I were you I'd dump him before you return home. He won't find any 2 year olds to flirt with here.
     
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  3. Yistaan

    Yistaan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Really? The last time Paris messed around with experimental propulsion drives he turned into a lizard...
     
  4. ITDUDE

    ITDUDE Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Even better, he would be the first to sign up. "Some alien DNA? Without any noticeable side-effects? Sign me up!"
     
  5. NewHeavensNewEarth

    NewHeavensNewEarth Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Why does "The Amazing Spiderman" come to mind?
     
  6. Yistaan

    Yistaan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Season 3 is just going to be a traditional superhero show with Stamets taking on the role of Tardigrade Man, with the rest of the Discovery crew as his assorted sidekicks. Other characters that feature are the Doctor (from Voyager, turned evil after centuries), a Soong android (unclear if this is B4, Data, or Lore), and the mysterious Future Guy from Enterprise. Star Trek will decide to just follow the modern superhero trend. ;)
     
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  7. Ar-Pharazon

    Ar-Pharazon Vice Admiral Premium Member

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    You just had to make me go to Google didn't you? And I came up with this. Apparently, it's an actual thing (or maybe I just imagined it, what with the mushrooms and all).

    Captain Tardigrade 1a.jpg
    Captain Tardigrade 1b.jpg
     
  8. NewHeavensNewEarth

    NewHeavensNewEarth Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Is his crotch smiling or nuclear or both?
     
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  9. SolarisOne

    SolarisOne Captain Captain

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    Who has the superpowers of being nigh-indestructible and instantaneous movement.
     
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  10. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Kang, now with ridges Premium Member

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    Thought is was more of "have to live your life in New Zealand" offense not a "pain of death one>
     
  11. NeoStar9

    NeoStar9 Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    This. Former disgraced Starfleet officer that helped end a Klingon War and had her rank restored. No reason at all to classify that. It's everything else that came afterward that would need to be covered up and officially she would be said to have been killed. Spock and crew don't talk about her and the others as to not draw unwanted attention to what happen because there would still be people around that might have knowledge of what Discovery really was and did.

    That said I do like the idea that part of why Spock cries when melding with Picard is because he sees more of Sarek's memories of Michael. There are very few things that would cause that reaction in Spock and a vulcan in general. After seeing what their relationship was like and how they parted I could easily buy the feelings that would hit an elder Spock.
     
  12. Tuskin38

    Tuskin38 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Against Federation law.
     
  13. Noname Given

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    looking at the above, all that came to mind was:

    "Tartigrade...TARtigrade...TARTIGADE HO!"
    :whistle:;)
     
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