Donald Trump is so sensitive about his intelligence that instead of just admitting the stupid "covfefe" thing was just a typo of the word "coverage", he made his little minion turd Sean Spicer say that it was an intentional secret code word that only those in the know would understand.
Donald Trump is so defensive about being mocked that he backed out of a voluntary climate change agreement that we helped spearhead because European leaders didn't sufficiently "kiss the ring" (or his ass) like the Saudis did when the Tangerine Supreme visited them. No stroking of their glowing Palantir orb, phallic sword dancing, giant lightshows of his bloated head on the side of buildings, or effusive praise from Europe. No, they gave his pathetic macho handshake attempts that belong on a fifth-grade bully an equal response and made reasonable requests that he uphold our longstanding international agreements and alliances, so fuck those guys.
Trump, instead of acting like an adult and trying something new, insists upon foreign leaders serving him his favorite meal of well-done steak and ketchup like a picky child. NATO had to limit the length of their briefings and exclude non-official member but cooperative nations from attending because Trump's attention would start wavering if the speeches were anything longer than a couple minutes or there were too many of them. Trump's own advisors at home have to pepper his briefings with frequent random use of his own name in order to keep his attention on the briefing itself. Trump hands out maps of his electoral college victory to try and impress foreign leaders and still can't admit that his inaugural crowds were smaller than Obama's, whom he is obsessed with defeating even though he's not in a competition with him for anything.
You want to know why the stupid meme about the size of Trump's hands exists? Because one editor of a free New York newspaper that no longer even exists (the editor now works for Vanity Fair) once made an offhand remark in a 1988 article that Trump was a "short-fingered vulgarian" and Trump became so obsessed with the "hand-size = penis-size" thing that he sent the editor photographs of his hands to show how large and manly they were, and continued to do so on a regular basis for the next thirty years through to the present day election, because he's a fucking nutjob.
Trump creates fake aliases to pose as his own publicists and lavish praise all over... Donald Trump.
I could go on with shit like this for days, and I haven't even touched how he's capitulated to Putin and whored our country out to the Russians like a treasonous rat. The man is a psychological gold mine. Freud would cream his pants if he saw Trump's case file, but sadly we have to deal with this walking caricature as our President instead. Trump will tolerate being nothing less that the bigliest and bestest at everything, so he is the undisputed biggest fucking wuss on the face of the planet.
